FRK Topics like this make me glad that there is FS...

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  1. Hym3n

    Hym3n New Member

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    Well, my gf and I have jokingly talked about this situation many times, and I strongly doubt that it would ever happen, but just incase... I want to know the safety and legality of such issues.

    To make a long story short, she has a perfect ass. Its the best thing I could imagine, period. And I'm quite the ass guy. During one of those "late night long pointless talks about anything and everything" I told her that if we ever split, that I wouldn't want her ass to be as perfect for the next guy. She asked how I planned on accomplishing that, and I told her that I wanted to bite a chunk of it off. MUCH to my surprise, her reply was "OK. But I get to have one of your balls." I thought about it for a minute, then agreed.

    Obviously, for me to lose my "part," I'd have to undergo surgery. Would a surgeon perform this kind of procedure, voluntarily?

    Likewise for her, provided she was on some kind of painkillers (as I'd imagine one would have to be), would she be OK for me to rip a piece of flesh off of her ass with my teeth? Would that be LEGAL, if we were both 100% consenting?

    Just thinking aloud here, as like I said, very likely never going to happen, but its a fun thought that we joke about from time to time.
     
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    may be difficult to find someone to do the procedure, and you would have more to worry about with her wound, but it is perfectly legal.
     
  3. Fifafever

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    Human bite wounds can be very very dangerous. More dangerous than a bite from an animal in fact..
     
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    .... k this just made me have the heebie jebbies.. soo ill show my self the door.
     
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    Yup, very true. A lot more bacteria involved and more disease possibilities :)
     
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    BTW.. im sure if she read this she would be freaked out...
     
  7. Can't wait for the thread where you show up with one nut and she breaks up with you.
     
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    Any surgeon that would do it would probably be the kind of doctor you don't want.

    (Hi everybody!)
     
  9. IslanderOffRoad

    IslanderOffRoad Do you even lift kit? OT Supporter

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    read nullo.txt
     
  10. Drunken Karnie Midget

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    you'd be hard pressed to find a doctor that would be willing to perform such a procedure, and when you did, like others have said above, you probably wouldn't want that "doctor" anywhere near your gear with a scalpel. Secondly, also like others above, you'd be looking at some serious infection issues by taking a bite out of her ass... and third, if you two were in the process of breaking up, it's not likely that either of you would be willing to hold to this little arrangement of yours. And fourth, if she were to see this thread, that would probably usher in the coming of the end. :hsugh:
     
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    Too bad for you, I happen to like chicks with bites out of their ass! :rofl:

    I happen to know a 1 ball guy. He had testicular cancer and had one removed. The doc offered a prosthetic nut, but he declined.

    This all happened around the time of Ted Kazenski's wave of terror, so we call him the, ready, Uni-Baller!

    I went hand got him a tshirt screen printed with Uni-Baller on it. He get asked by the ladies about it all the time and then their curiosity gets the better of them. His common reply is, yeah it still works, wanna see?

    He's about a 40% success rate on a hand-job or better.
     
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    What about just getting tattoos instead? Kinda like "My ass was worked over by _____"
     
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    There's a couple I remember seeing on BME who both removed a joint from a finger when they got married in lieu of rings. Sorta similar idea.
     
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    I would have to agree with Sociopath and soybomb. You would have to go out of the country to find a doc that would do something like that. The doc would probably be out of his mind or working for people that does black market stuff. I wouldn't want to deal with a doc like that.
    As for taking a bite out of her ass there are dangers with that as to infections and how the wound would heal. It might leave her with a scar that she never wanted. And I say why ruin a perfectly good ass. Asses are great... female asses that is.
     
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    Hi Doctor Nick!:)
     
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    like many things, the fantasy is always better than the reality. i would keep it there for safety's sake.
     
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    Awesome thread...
     
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    Branding iron. <edit> Bullwhip.
     
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    Sizzle!
     
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    Just bend her over and spank that ass so hard it'll sting for the next 10 years. Easy.
     
  22. OnTopic

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    OP, if you need any lessons on how to do this the right way, this guy's mother gives the best lessons ;)
     
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    :rofl:
     

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