Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by NOVAJock, Jul 21, 2004.
Ok. Let's hear 'em!
...he asks you if he can suck you off?
That would tip me off pretty good.
He moves over a 1000 miles from home, and cures his "homesickness" with a trip to Gucci and Louis Vuitton...
(borrowed that from one of my g/f's coworkers who really cured his homesickness that way...)
hehe too funny..i would have never thought to say that...i am glad one of us pays attention when i tell you stuff cause i sure don't!!
But yes very true story!! Gotta love him!!
oh i got this, i had a friend whos so gay but just aint gonna admit it
1) He asks a lot of questions about gay sex when we are one on one
2) Yet he is uncomfortable to talk about anything gay when we are with a group of friends
3) He gossips a lot about our friend who just came out this past year
4) All my gay friends think he's gay and want a piece of his ass
5) His girlfriend's gay brother told his sister that once they break up, hes gonna slide right on in
And honorable mentions...
- He was a wrestler and enjoyed that man on man contact
- He squeals a high pitch laugh when he laughs
- Our old boss was gay and he used to have a lot of the same mannerisms
- He has a mini lisp
Literally or figuratively?
His eyebrows have more arch then your mother's?
I was a wrestler. I have to say though, throughout my 6 year career, I never once wrestled anyone I found attractive. Recipe for disaster .
-he comes to you with hypothetical problems about his "friend" being gay, and what should his "friend" do about it?.
I think we know the same guy...
I've got a friend, absolutley loaded, watches QAF, only dresses designer, I know he's been with guys, kissed me and tried to suck me off (I stopped him, don't ask)...but still does not identify as gay or even questionable. He gossips about EVERYONE AND ANYONE, talks with a bit of a lisp...dates females, but manages to be better kempt than all of them combines.
He constantly texts and IM's me with sexual stuff...but still doesn't claim to be gay, when I asked. He's an odd number
Drives a VW. Any year. Any model.
Ok I don't like VW.
He really enjoys shopping for sweaters.
He spends a LONG time fixing his hair
He drinks cosmopolitan martinis
He watches Sex And The City with a bunch of male friends
He's still a virgin at 25
He doesn't enjoy strip clubs
He flashes you at the gym to "be funny"
When camping, you wake up at night to find that his arm is over you.
He makes overtly gay jokes/innuendo when you're together
You told me you were cold
Are you talking about me?
no...but I'm looking forward to our discussion on AIM
mmmmmm how good are you at pinning your opponent down?
Down Rob!! Be gentle w/him ok??
pretty good. I think I could put you into some positions you've never been in before.