Top 10 Things every single girl/guy must own

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  1. JordanClarkson

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    How many of these do you own? I've got everything but the expensive clothing and the cookbook (I can find recipes online)

    And I wouldn't date any girl who owned any Eminem CD that isn't his first.
     
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    :o I have like 2 of 10


    I guess I am a loser :o


    About to move in new place with my wife when I get back, so I imagine I can improve this. Godo thing i'm not a bachelour anymore :)
     
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    I got 4 out of 10.
    I don't know what he must have been thinking when he said having a eminem cd in your colection would be wise.
    If you ask me, if you have some LP records and it won't matter what songs you have. Everyone respects LP records :)

    Oh and I like a woman who doesn't own 5 pairs of shoes or wear heels as her main pair. And a man who can cook is certainly nice.
     
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    I have a lamp... and some nice underwear.

    ...

    :mamoru: What a list... seems like it should be called "Top 10 things every single Yuppie should own"
     
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    all of them
     
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    8 :rofl::hsugh:

    stupid list though
     
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    I have 6/10.
     
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    I have all of both list, save a good pickup line, 200$ shoes, and 150$ jeans. go me.
     
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    this is quite the fairy list
     
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    THOSE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT ONES!
     
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    your wife will appreciate it :mamoru:
     
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    FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
     
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    1.) Fuck a coffee maker. I love coffee as much as the next guy, but I dont have time to make my own. Besides, I get free redbull...it's like coffee with out the antioxidants but plus a multivitamin.

    2.) A lamp is a must in my dark ass apartment if I ever want to study.

    3.)Swiffer FTMFW

    4.) My couch is furnished and it sucks balls.

    5.) Nice underwear is a must, since I run around in my underwear a lot.

    6.) My key ring opens beers and has a sharpened key on it. Close enough.

    7.) Expensive jeans FTL. I cant afford it and since most designer jeans are worn out, most of my jeans look like designer jeans but are more comfortable.

    8.) Expensive dress shoes....yeah, right.

    9.) Comfortable sheets are a must if you want to get laid a 2nd time by the same girl if she is the prissy type.

    10.) I dont even need that crappy cookbook to know how to cook. I've been able to outcook my past 3 GF's with my eyes closed.
     
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    I guess girls can recognize designer jeans, but shoes? One of my pairs were $80 that I didn't pay for. No way would I spend even that much on myself :rofl:
     
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    Does anyone see a trend in this list of dating advice?

    It suggests to the women that they should lie to men and own things that they wouldn't normally have, and it suggests to the men to buy more expensive stuff of the things they already have.

    Can't men and women just leave this clique "how to get the girl/guy" and just start communicating on a more equal level?

    Did this list come from Cosmo or something like that? I hate hearing dating advice from sources that that don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
     
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    calvin klein underwear= :bowdown:
     
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    lost me at eminem.

    who the fuck put out that list? some teen girl mag circa '98?
     
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    :hsugh:

    Like it or not, Eminem is one of the greatest lyricists to ever live. Plus, he was everything parents hated when the people who would actually read this crap were growing up. Eminem was an icon then.
     
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    So glad I'm married.
     
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    it was posted in the main :mamoru:
     
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    Evidently I should get rid of my black leather couch. It's so comfortable too. :wtc:
     
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    eminem is the shit
     
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    :rofl:
     

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