MMA TOP 10 Dumbest quotes in MMA

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  1. Atmosphere

    Atmosphere PURPLE DREAM

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    some are :rofl:



    http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/02/08/10-of-the-dumbest-quotes-in-mma/




    10. Quinton “Rampage” Jackson
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    Quote: “When I be losing I be gettin’ my ass whupped. But when I be winnin’ I be doing the ass whuppin’!”
    Admittedly, Rampage has had enough funny/dumb quotes to fill a book and over 2/3rd of them contain some version of “ass whuppin’”. We’ll let this well-said overly obvious statement represent the many that he has given us — and the hundreds more that are sure to come.


    9. BJ Penn
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    Quote: “My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs.”
    We like BJ - and he’s a fan favorite - but, Prodigy, a little extra effort would be appreciated when you’re fielding questions about your diet. Everyone knows what Atkins is, so if you add the carbs…well, then it’s not Atkins at all is it?


    8. Wanderlei Silva
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    Quote: “I want to fuck…I want to fight Chuck, fuck Chuck.”
    We understand English is not his first language, but if I’m going to be at press conferences and giving recorded interviews, I’m going to at least make sure I’m not saying I want to bone a dude instead of fight him. But maybe that’s just me. I’m not from his country. [Ed. note: Sure, GSP’s accent has led to some hilarious moments, but never did we misconstrue him as wanting to bed Matt Hughes.]


    7. Jim Brown
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    Quote: “I don’t know what kind of technique was used there, but there was a lot of kicking and punching.”
    Astute observations like this is what helps us understand the ins-and-outs of MMA. Sure, the use of Jim Brown may have just been a ploy to throw some celebrity power behind the broadcasts, but my grandmother could have made this remark. Actually, my grandmother has made this remark.


    6. Phil Baroni
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    Quote: “I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid.”
    Well, for those of you who can’t sing, dance or fight, I guess you’re up shit creek. Looks like you’ll be working all day for the rest of your miserable existence. Baroni never did handle interviews with kid gloves, but when you make comments that are just plain stupid, expect to make the dumb list.


    5. Tank Abbott
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    Quote: “I felt like I was being raped by Freddy Mercury.”
    Tank made this comment over a decade ago after losing to Dan Severn. Now, we’re not sure if Tank actually had the experience of being violated by Queen’s bandleader or if that was the first person who came to mind when he was asked how he felt. Even though Dan Severn and Freddie Mercury shared similar mustache styles, this still ranks as one of the dumbest.


    4. Tim Sylvia
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    Quote: “Half of this game is 90% mental.”
    We may feel a little sorry for him sometimes, but this guy just can’t stay off of our worst lists. This one was just begging to be here. And for those of you who failed math more than once (is that so wrong?) half is 50%, not 90%. Hence the dumbness.


    3. Mike Goldberg
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    Quote: “He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.”
    Goldie is a master at the dumb quotes and has a multitude during each broadcast - like “Looks like Tito is taking a book out of Chuck’s chapter.” This gem comes from Ultimate Fight Night 10 and it will certainly be topped by an even dumber quip by the toothy commentator soon. It’s only a matter of time before Rogan chokes MIke out for his idiotic sayings.


    2. Paul Buentello
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    Quote: “Don’t fear me. (pause to get the crowd pumped) Fear the consequences.”
    We’re sure he had something cool to say, but as soon as he got the first three words out it all went blank. Then cheesy movie lines started rushing into his head and he’s stuck with this embarrassing quote for life.


    1. Ken Shamrock
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    Quote #1:”You got kicked. By a kick.”
    Quote #2: “I am very confident this fight can go either way.”
    We could do a top 100 of Ken’s quotes, but we’ll only use these two from TUF 3 for this list. Quote #1 is so blatant, it hardly warrants anything be said about it. The second quote is a classic Ken when a microphone is shoved in his face and he must rely on his mind to do the heavy lifting for him. The results are hi-larious. But careful about making fun of him, he will “beat you into a living death” (an actual Ken quote).
     
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    #8, #4, #3, and #1 are classics :rofl:
     
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    :bowrofl: at penn
     
  4. Toodles

    Toodles You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the w OT Supporter

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    the captions are even more hilarious :rofl: :rofl:
     
  5. 0. Dana White - "Fedor Sucks."
     
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    :rofl: @ Penn.
     
  7. Phill A. Peno

    Phill A. Peno It's Filipino, stupid. OTTC, Cycling Crew, WRX Cr OT Supporter

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    Sylvia is by far the best.
     
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    Goldie could have a top 100 as could Ken Shamrock.
     
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    6 is pretty funny not dumb
     
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    agreed. doesnt really belong on the list. BJs isnt dumb either. it was funny.
     
  11. whup

    whup I wish you had children and.. so that I could step

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    I think #5 is hilarious not dumb either.

    And how is the living death quote not #1? Living death > *
     
  12. IntheWorks

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    7. Jim Brown
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    Quote: “I don’t know what kind of technique was used there, but there was a lot of kicking and punching.”
    Astute observations like this is what helps us understand the ins-and-outs of MMA. Sure, the use of Jim Brown may have just been a ploy to throw some celebrity power behind the broadcasts, but my grandmother could have made this remark. Actually, my grandmother has made this remark.

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    My wife and I have been going back and watching some of the old UFC's... it's painful to listen to jim brown commentate.
     
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    “I fight because I can’t sing, I can’t dance, and it beats working all day. Now ask me a question that doesn’t sound so fucking stupid.”



    HELL YEAH
     
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    BJ Penn quote is not dumb it's witty.
     
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