MIL Too funny v. Marines

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  1. Basal

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    i was at the chow hall today.... and normally they have pfc's and lcpl's doing chow hall duty but now they got civilian contractors serving our food..... anyway, i was standing in the buffet line and the master guns in front of me looks at a selection, bends over to get a closer look, points at a big ass tray of unidentifiable food, and yells out "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???lc" and the civilian dude behind the glass says, "that's mac and cheese sir" as if he pissed off the master guns or some shit. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    i almost dropped my fucking tray because i was laughing so fucking hard
     
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    Niiiice :rofl:
     
  4. Fearan

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    Are the civies better/worse than the Marine cooks and gen duty guys?
     
  5. Fearan

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    :coold:

    I noticed that too at some bases where they outsource food, quality was top notch. And the staff was mostly women. Couple hotties serving food. :naughtyd:
     
  6. Fearan

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    Maybe they switched to clerk MOS? :dunno:

    Whatever, cooks have the most important job in keeping troops alive, next to the water purifiers. They have my utmost respect.
     
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    Uh, maybe in your Army. Cooks should be phased out of the military, they really serve no purpose anymore. Even durig wartime, all the chow services are outsourced. Hell, the Army is even developing a better "MRE" to fully take over cooks in the field.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    So when will the joke be posted?
     
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    if there's one thing that i learned about the marine corps, is that you do not have to have an MOS# after your name to perform that certain job. just being a non-rate entitles you to many many special jobs that you are just so kindly offered.

    i agree with tehkinggovernor.... chow hall NCOs get promoted so fucking fast, it should be fucking illegal. chow hall non-rates, when they get promoted to NCOs and staff NCOs, get puffed up in the head. a gunny is a gunny anywhere in the marine corps, but they think that being a chow hall gunny is the exact same shit as a grunt gunny. :hsugh:
     
  10. Basal

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    you are not a Marine.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Only an idiot would find that funny.
     
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    :rofl: just be happy with what you are. you don't have to try to put others down just to make yourself feel better. :hsugh:
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    :rofl: Still wasn't funny.
     
  14. Basal

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    :ugh:
     
  15. Basal

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    really that stupid huh?
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Oh, now I get it. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Not really, still fucking stupid.
     
  17. Basal

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    ok, look here, stupid. lemme spell it out for you..... fucking stupid.
     
  18. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Let me spell it out for you. N. O. T. F. U. N. N. Y.
     
  19. Basal

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    back to post #14
     
  20. Basal

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    and lemme add :gtfo: then
     
  21. Basal

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    it's really quite that simple :dunno:
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Stay with this post. Not funny unless you are a mindless piece of lint, also known as Marines.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Hence the reason it is funny to Marines.
     
  24. Basal

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    :hay: i guess someone's a little too stupid to read huh? lemme post it here in case you can't find it... got it sweetheart?? and baby, don't get your panties twisted :hay:

    http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=1808625

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    lemme know if you still need help, ok sugar? :bateman:
     
  25. Basal

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    so i'll just leave your panty ass alone
     
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