Todays Relationship Tip of the Day

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  1. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    Caressing a woman just because ... will make her super comfortable around you, with or without clothes ... true story.

    head, back, arms, neck, face ... anywhere ... even more so if it is in a non-sexual manner I.E. doesnt lead to sexual advances

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  2. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    this I might try, :noes:
     
  3. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    :mamoru: ... gay
     
  4. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    yeah, it makes me horny :dunno:
     
  5. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    i love smelling my bf's hair after he washes it. He uses girly shampoo so im all up in it after he washes it cause it smells so good.

    sometimes

    manly smelling stuff is < girly smelling stuff
     
  6. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    today my friend and i were standing around on campus, throwing a frisbee back and forth, talking about masturbation and making sure people heard us. in fact we would direct out conversation towards people as they walked by. after a few minutes of doing this, this guy walked up to us and gave us each one of these posters, saying we'd done earned it:

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    my relationship tip of the day is to talk about masturbation a lot, because maybe your SO will give you a sexy poster.
     
  7. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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  8. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    I was talkin to my bf the other night on the phone and asked him if he was going to fall asleep on me agian tonight. He said no he wouldnt and I said good cause I didnt want to have to masturbate by myself. He said oh no honey i dont think thats gonna happen there is no reason you should have to do that by yourself Im gonna have to help you with that. i rofl'd
     
  9. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    now im not talking about guys wearing girls perfume n stuff but showing that he doesnt have to have soap that smells so pungent that it will knock you over from 30 ft back is nice.
     
  10. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    see that's what im talking about. talking about masturbation is clutch!
     
  11. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    its gets him an insta-boner everytime.
     
  12. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    you should buy him a sexy poster
     
  13. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    id have to find one with a paintball gun in it. he gets boners over that shit too. (i think)
     
  14. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    how the fuck this this thread take such a fucking turn for the worse ... :hsugh:
     
  15. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    what a fucking pervert!!























    :mamoru:
     
  16. lauren

    lauren Active Member

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    its true. i love it when my bf smells like manly flowers. :wiggle:
     
  17. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    manly flowers? is there such things?
     
  18. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    i think you meant to say > instead of <
     
  19. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    i tis correct
     
  20. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I don't know, I love man smells (aftershave, colognes, man-smelling bodywashes & soaps...:drool:
     
  21. RoblesGT

    RoblesGT [Track Days: 19 ][Crashes: 1] [SuMo Days: 1 ][Cras OT Supporter

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    the girl i've been seeing lately likes to smell me all the time too .. i just use Lever 2000 and head n shoulders, :dunno:
     
  22. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    I love them too to an extent but sometimes men overuse them and then you can smell them coming and im just like ugh as my eyes are watering from the smell.
     
  23. BlazinBlazer Guy

    BlazinBlazer Guy Witness to The De-Evolution of Mankind.

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    Just admit it, you're a closet lesbian :noes:
     
  24. audrey

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    Mutual masturbation :x: ohh yeh
     
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