So back story my troop who is 19 emailed some bullets for his EPR (I dont rate him) to my co worker in a different section and he emailed him Mike, blah blah blah so we all decided to fuck with him and this is what Mike wrote him....and everyone is in on it Ace, First off, let me inform you that I have earned the rank of SSgt and will be addressed as SSgt Him. I am thoroughly excited that you sent me an email, with nothing attached, stating that “these are the bullets that seemed like a big impact”. Do you feel that the things you do, have no impact? Since you have “0” respect for authority, and “0” concept of how to address a senior ranking NCO, I have a special little assignment for you. I would like you to research the AFI addressing Customs and Courtesies and provide me with a 2 page brief, that will be encompass the AFI. When I say 2-pages, I mean 2 entire pages. Anything less than two, will force you to produce another brief. If you feel that this may be outside the bounds of what you can be ordered to do, I suggest you revisit the way you started your previous email and decide if this is worth fighting. I suggest this briefing should be ready to be given at 0800 tomorrow morning. Also, I would start thinking of ways to stratify the job you perform here at Davis Monthan. We are proud of the Airmen we develop here in CE, and suggesting that what you do has little impact really does not reflect well on this office. If you have any issues, or require direction, please speak with SSgt ME and he will direct you. Again, from here on out, start addressing any military and civilians that outrank you with the respect that they deserve. You will brief the shop at 0800.