Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by brettD, Oct 25, 2008.
i found this pretty funny
not my ad btw
its like office space for the gym
haha. Now that's some good shit.
this thread has improved my morning
Le meilleur de Craigslist
not many steriotypes like that at my gym
we have alot of really skinny kids who bench 100lbs and seem to train day in day out for no gain
alot of older men who think they are fitness experts, and have their wife spot them on their 120lbs for 3 bench press, who insist on telling me all the fucking time how to improve my form when they don't know shit.
and than one or two massive guys who i swear live downstairs and wake up and go train.
But its mostly weak kids and weak older men.
Kudos to "Bearded guy with two girls"
That's pretty funny.
I want to write one of these now
I have lots of intense blond girls at my gym
lets just start some now
to the skinny guy that also rides the Metro with me: You're the only person besides me I ever see deadlift or squat and you don't think we're best friends because we see each other all the time. Truth is, you're the best friend I've never talked to
that was lame but heartfelt
y don't u talk to the guy lol
I really have no desire to talk to anybody while I'm trying to work out so I'm glad he doesn't bother me.
The only time I ever talk to anybody is if I see someone I know fairly well outside of the gym or if I need a spot or if some kid thinks that benching 205x10 is super swole and asks me for training tips
to the guy who never shuts up: i dont care nor do i want to know what color you just painted your bathroom or how many girls you banged back in college. i just wanna know how you havent turned into a bowling ball with legs cuz in 4 years i have yet to see you do a single workout.
Today we salute you, Mr. Geriatric Locker-Room Penis Hanger Outer Guy. Hot or cold, wet or dry, as soon as you hit that locker room floor you flop your penis out like it's going to suffocate and fall off. Whether there's 1 guy or 50 guys in the locker-room is of no importance to you. You hang your penis out proudly as if you just claimed a new found territory, keeping your arms on your hips just to make sure everyone knows who's turf their on. So crack open a cold bud light, just make sure you have no penis residue on your hands first.
i lurv it.
the fat guy who uses the benches to rest from setting up weights. he lifts for one set, then rests, then re-racks, and does it again for the next excercise. yes, he's in the gym everyday, and yes he spends 2+hours there, yes he thinks he's dedicated, but really, he's just like braces guy in one respect. he's a liar.