Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by jonno, Jan 30, 2006.
Tize once closed the #3 gripper with his toes.
tize is the only person that can beat Forrest Gump at ping pong
Tize once ate his weight in dominos pizza.
Tize also says it ain't nuttin but a peanut, but he means the ones that don't come in a pair, and they're unsalted as well.
Tize once raced superbri to 200 and WON!
Tize once challenged LancerV to a mountain bike race and destroyed him
Tize is really from Dubai, hence his superiority.
Even though Tizes neck is only 16" it is still 4 inches bigger than LancerV's 18.5
Tize doesnt do push ups. he benches the earth.
not sure if this has been posted before... but start comparing tize with these chuck noris facts listed here...
Your momma is so fat... but not as fat as tize.
tize sucked so much dick his face looks like an egg
props for the movie ref
Tize's back is wider than the diameter of the sun.
while deadlifting, tize causes earthquakes in china...
tize is a fag
tize doesn't rap, he rewrites the bible freestyle
Tize once pooped out a living human being. The person had amnesia and didn't even know his own name, so we named him Bomberboy... because he was a boy and Tize dropped a shit bomb.
When Tize jumps into the air the amazing width of his lats actually causes lift, and he hang glides gently back to earth.
haha..fuck yeah Boondock Saints
this thread is stupid, and so are you fuckers. making fun of someone who cant make fun of you back. what are you, 8? half the people in this thread can't learn a simple thing like bulking, yet you make fun of tize when his lifts are going through the roof and you sit there stuck at the same weight for months? this thread is full of jealous morons.