tize facts > chuck norris facts

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  1. jonno

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    Tize once closed the #3 gripper with his toes.
     
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    darkostoj NEEEERRRRDDDDSSSS

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    tize is the only person that can beat Forrest Gump at ping pong
     
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    Tize once ate his weight in dominos pizza.
     
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    Tize also says it ain't nuttin but a peanut, but he means the ones that don't come in a pair, and they're unsalted as well.
     
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    Perkwunos Dog Bones OT Supporter

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    Tize once raced superbri to 200 and WON!
     
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    Tize once challenged LancerV to a mountain bike race and destroyed him
     
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    Tize is really from Dubai, hence his superiority.
     
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    Even though Tizes neck is only 16" it is still 4 inches bigger than LancerV's 18.5
     
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    Tize doesnt do push ups. he benches the earth.
     
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    Your momma is so fat... but not as fat as tize.
     
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    tize sucked so much dick his face looks like an egg


    props for the movie ref
     
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    forum95 Come see bout us OT Supporter

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    Tize's back is wider than the diameter of the sun.
     
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    Werdna Livin' the SLO Life...

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    while deadlifting, tize causes earthquakes in china...
     
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    michael FLORIDA > *

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    tize is a fag
     
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    tize doesn't rap, he rewrites the bible freestyle
     
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    Tize once pooped out a living human being. The person had amnesia and didn't even know his own name, so we named him Bomberboy... because he was a boy and Tize dropped a shit bomb.
     
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    Maestro Nobones Great Job! - GLAD DADS CREW

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    When Tize jumps into the air the amazing width of his lats actually causes lift, and he hang glides gently back to earth.
     
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    disblohs I can't shake this little feeling I'll never get a

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    haha..fuck yeah Boondock Saints
     
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    omg.:bowdown:
     
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    this thread is stupid, and so are you fuckers. making fun of someone who cant make fun of you back. what are you, 8? half the people in this thread can't learn a simple thing like bulking, yet you make fun of tize when his lifts are going through the roof and you sit there stuck at the same weight for months? this thread is full of jealous morons.
     
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