MMA Tito knocked up Jenna Jameson

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  1. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/08/06/jenna_jameson_is_pregnant_


    Former adult film star Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with her first child. Jameson, 34, is said to be "thrilled" after discovering she and her partner, Ultimate Fighting Champion athlete Tito Ortiz, will soon become parents. A source tells New York gossip column PageSix, "She had a bunch of meetings and things planned..., including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything. She's completely thrilled; this is something she's wanted for a very long time."
    Jameson has previously expressed her desperation to become a mother, after failing to conceive via in vitro fertilization (IVF) and miscarrying during her marriage to Jay Grdina, which ended in divorce in 2006.
     
  2. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    Tito's sperm grounded and pounded its way into fertilization. Amazing
     
  3. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    Her baby is going to pass through the wall of cock that is her vagina. So something so pure is instantly born through sin, they shouldn't have kids. :mamoru:
     
  4. Trueno

    Trueno Bаnned bу Ѕuреr Μоdеrаtоrs

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    never make a hoe a housewife.
     
  5. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    link to thread?
     
  6. crontab

    crontab (uid = 0)

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    potential smart move on tito's part. jenna is probably worth a lot more than tito will be.
     
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    She's probably soo loose, the baby will just squirt out without warning!
     
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    hoes don't act right
     
  9. Titus

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    i feel bad for the kid, you know all his friends are gonna show him videos of his mom getting fucked and jizzed on my 10 guys at once.
     
  10. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    there's ho's on a mission, there's ho's on the crack pipe.
     
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    The Ripper New Member

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    u doin hoe activities with hoe tendencies
    hoes are yur friends, hoes are your enemies
    hey hoe how you doin how you been
    probably doin hoe stuff cause there you hoe again
     
  12. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    Fixed, oh I could go longer...
     
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    that kid is going to have a big head but she shouldn't have a problem pushing that out ;)
     
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    lmao
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    that kid is doomed.
     
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    yeah his dad is the biggest asshole in mma history and his mother is the biggest whore in the porn industry. He will probably live in the shaddow of their bs and fall into drugs and shit or her. What ever this has all the makings for hilarity. I will spend my life following the tales of their bastich child.
     
  18. CallSecurityNow

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    how does tito know its his?
     
  19. f-g

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    that would be the funniest shit ever if she was fucking other dudes and they knocked her up
     
  20. ChampKind

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    Its Ken Shamrocks..he finally got Tito!
     
  21. friedrice

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    Kid comes out black - Me myself and Irine style
     
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    Oh shit its rampages' thats why he flipped out.
     
  23. Slapnutz

    Slapnutz Ka-Boom!!!

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    I don't know man. Tito's got a massive head. Poor kid may get stuck in there, and she'll just walk around with it hanging between her legs.
     
  24. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    Jenna Jameson via vagina choke.
     

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