So the other night I apparently was 'on' my game. You know what I'm talking about, your wit, intelligence, conversation skills and (in my case) height was all working. I had three girls on me at the bar...got all their numbers but eventually ended up going home with this one girl. Get back to her place, start making out, etc... Time eventually comes...and I swear, it WOULD NOT go in...was actually painful. We kind of give up, I end up sleeping a little bit...then she starts messing around again...this time ended up being a little bit better, but I could (literally) only get the head in, and that was it. She was like 'you're too big'...nice ego boost, but I'm really not...I'm only a little over 7 inches and meh on girth (about normal I'd say). Anyway...end up giving up cuz I'm on top and my knees were getting carpet burn (hard to explain).... Fall asleep again...about an hour later she kind of wakes me up, starts jerking me off. This time I make sure I do a good job getting the area 'prepped' (if you will)...tell her to get on top, she can kind of dictate, etc... STILL frigging tight but finally get all the way in...I mean, this was the craziest thing I've ever had happen to me in my life. I swear, it was so bad I honestly wanted to ask if she was a virgin... And it wasn't like she was little...she was like 5'10" (and very hot I must say ). So anyway...after that long ass explanation...what the hell else can I do when it's like that? I mean, there's no couth way of saying 'so, do you got any lube?'