This made me smile ...

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  1. HappyEeyore

    HappyEeyore New Member

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    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    I do physical labor.
    I work at great depths.
    I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
    I work in a damp environment.
    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
    I work in high temperatures.
    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    Sincerely,
    P. Niss



    THE RESPONSE

    Dear Penis:

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you
    have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    You do not work 8 hours straight.
    You fall asleep after brief work periods.
    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
    You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
    You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated inorder to start working.
    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
    You will retire well before you are 65.
    You are unable to work double shifts.
    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

    Sincerely,
    V. Gina
     
  2. ArthurPewty

    ArthurPewty New Member

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    :rofl: Good stuff. I especially like the ones in bold.

    My only complaint is the part about needing to be "pressured and stimulated to start working." The P. Niss I know is always ready to work and often shows up early.
     
  3. Socrates

    Socrates New Member

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    Hahaha that's awesome.
     
  4. Sandoz

    Sandoz New Member

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  5. low20

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    hahahhaha
     
  6. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    Thats funny and i dont even have a penis.
     
  7. ArthurPewty

    ArthurPewty New Member

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    Keep that myspace account and I'm sure you will someday.
     
  8. Bush77

    Bush77 New Member

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  9. Midgetized

    Midgetized Don't mess with Douche Cat

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  10. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    meh, vaginas are so much fun who would want a penis anyways.
     
  11. ArthurPewty

    ArthurPewty New Member

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    Hmm...good argument.

    My only response is that a penis can attract vaginas if it's not attached to a douchebag.
     
  12. Sionell89

    Sionell89 I grew up when I wasn't looking

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  13. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    There are plenty of douchebags attached to penis'. There are plenty of bad vaginas too. However, I do have a very good vagina and a decent man attached to penis so I am good to go. :)
     

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