MIL This is your safety brief

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  1. TRN

    TRN Well-Known Member

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    [as given by my BN SgtMaj earlier to the entire BN]

    Don't drink and drive, because nothing good can come of it.
    Don't hang out with faggots or lesbians, because nothing good can come of it.
    Don't get arrested doing anything else stupid this weekend or on leave.
    ...
    :rofl:
     
  2. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Safety comes in cans!










    I can, you can, and we can.
     
  3. Happy Hazard

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    lolz, words to live by
     
  4. ZaC851

    ZaC851 New Member

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    why you guys having a safty brief now. The 96 er 72 i guess doesnt start till tuesday :dunno:
     
  5. ZaC851

    ZaC851 New Member

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    bn sgtmaj for weekend lib? wow alright then...
     
  6. TRN

    TRN Well-Known Member

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    BN just finished up some Ops from the last two weeks so it was an end to that as well as the weekend libo crap. He doesn't come out too often.
     
  7. seven

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    When i was in ROTC we had a brief at the end of every semester.

    well the COC was sick of them, but regs required we have a safety briefing every semester.

    so we have a briefing about how dangerous deers are to cars, because we should already know not to fucking drink and drive according to teh COC. it was pretty funny.
     
  8. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    We have a safety briefing every week on the last day of PT for the week. Gets kinda old but I always enjoy hearing "If you get a girl, make sure you wear your kevlar into battle".
     
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    Our 96 is from 1200 Monday to 1800 Thursday.

    Our Bn SgtMaj and CO kept us until fucking 1700 today giving us a speech, then they brought in a SSgt who was sentenced to 15 years in the brig for DUI and killing a junior Marine, so he went on for like 2 hours about not drinking and driving.
     
  11. XeoBllaze

    XeoBllaze ﬞ_ﬞ ★★★ (o'-')-0

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    that was gay :greddy:
     
  12. MassiveGas

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    If you're gonna hook up this weekend, make sure you get her first name
    If she doesn't like the way you look in the morning, she can call rape
     
  13. ZaC851

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    This isnt the same guy who hit a guy in his mustang and never really realized it until the next day? I've had the lecture and heard that dudes story 3214123410982143 times.
     
  14. NEp8ntballer

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    I wish our det commander would have given briefs like that. or the IG
     
  15. Roshambo

    Roshambo Yes, I'm a Marine. No, I haven't killed anyone.

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    "Don't drink and drive, don't get pregnant, don't get dead."

    I'm not sure that is listed in order of importance though. ;)
     

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