MIL This is why I'm not re-enlisting.

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  1. brownfield

    brownfield OT Supporter

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    I've got 11ty billion reasons but here's the latest.
    I have to wake up at 0500 so I can take a tape test so they can tell me they're not gonna promote me even though I can run 2 miles in 13:00 and have better job performance than 95% of the rest of the company.
    :bigthumb:
     
  2. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Commander's Discretion
     
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    TRN Well-Known Member

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    Gotta love that aspect of things.
     
  4. mikdavi84

    mikdavi84 OT Supporter

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    i've been woken up at 3 am for the last 2 days for an alert and a 100% urinalysis, respectively.
     
  5. tyrionlannister

    tyrionlannister New Member

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    Is that a regular thing, being woken up at 3am for a piss test? I can understand trying to catch people by surprise so they can't swap a sample or something, but wouldn't it make more sense to just show up at random while the subject is on duty?
    I'm not in the service, but I'm going to MEPS for Army recruitment next week.
     
  6. andymodem

    andymodem Ambitious, but rubbish.

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    Sounds like fun. :hsugh:
     
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    PlutoBHG New Member

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    happens all the time, used to be the only way they did it to us
    would wake up about 500 of us at a time on base and march us to the medical building before so they could get us all done before the work day started :wtc:
     
  8. brownfield

    brownfield OT Supporter

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    i'm actually not mad now since i passed my tape test today :eek5:. but when they keep us until 2000 tonight when i have to get ready for my friends wedding tomorrow, i'll just be like "this is why i'm not reenlisting."
     
  9. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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  10. dubrocker

    dubrocker sho nuff

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    :roflwtf:

    i don't think i could have done it.
     
  11. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I just threw up a little. In my mouth.
     
  12. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    :rofl: I ALWAYS ask if they volunteered to watch people piss. :rofl:
    Next time you get pissed tested (this goes for any male) do the Big Boy: Pull your pants and underwear down to your ankles, like a 2 year old. Be proud too! :rofl:
     
  13. dubrocker

    dubrocker sho nuff

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    if the person watching me pee is of ethnic origin known for large penii, i say "you aren't going to laugh at me are you?"

    i wish we had some kind of heads up, i would eat nothing but cabbage and beans prior to going in...
     
  14. BillyJackNCoke

    BillyJackNCoke I've got something to say, I raped your mother tod

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    One day I had eaten 8 eggwhites for breakfast that morning and I got popped for a urinalysis. Needless to say I almost ran the guy out of the bathroom. And another time I was wearing some gym shorts and a t-shirt and he said he had to see my penis. So I pulled my shirt all the way up and dropped my shorts to my ankles and said "now can you see it?"
     
  15. mikdavi84

    mikdavi84 OT Supporter

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    what makes sense and what the military does is often mutually exclusive
     
  16. pakman

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    They always tape me, even with 13% body fat :hsugh:
     
  17. mikdavi84

    mikdavi84 OT Supporter

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    sure about that?
     
  18. mikdavi84

    mikdavi84 OT Supporter

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    its ok
     
  19. mikdavi84

    mikdavi84 OT Supporter

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    i was just trying to sound smart. I'm sure it is true in one form and not true in another


    we both win
     
  20. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Stand your ground, man - you had her on the run! :squint:
     
  21. Twisted STi

    Twisted STi All wheel or no wheel OT Supporter

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    civilian life is pretty tits guys =)
     
  22. PlutoBHG

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    it may be unpossible to swap your piss after pissing

    but it is totally possible to use someone elses piss to fake your test

    you just have to be really good
     
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    just trust me, you can fake it, i know someone who has done it multiple times and ive seen how its done...:wavey:
     
  24. PlutoBHG

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    yes, because i know someone whos done it, means im doing drugs also

    asshat :squint:
     
  25. dubrocker

    dubrocker sho nuff

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     

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