MMA This is why Im hot

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  1. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    If you can't kick, or get, ass in these shorts then you just straight up suck.

    Love you long time loco, they fit great.

    :naughty:

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    God damn I'm sexy.
     
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  2. roose

    roose Guest

    Shorts look pimp.

    It always cracks me up on self pictures like this when people are looking into the viewfinder.
     
  3. Mega-JC: Da Return

    Mega-JC: Da Return Tiger Knee!

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    You look like the blonde kid from Never Back Down :o
     
  4. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    lol

    I kept sucking by not.

    One day, when I'm a famous model, other people will be taking my picture.

    Also ninja edit so you can read the shorts.
     
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    Optamix New Member

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    :squint:
     
  6. SaviouR

    SaviouR Dallas - Choke City :(

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    JAEGERBOMBS! JAEGERBOMBS! JAEGERBOMBS! JAEGERBOMBS!

    FUCKIN' SKANK! FUCKIN' SKANK! FUCKIN' SKANK! FUCKIN' SKANK!

    ME AND MY BOYS ARE GITTIN' SOME PUSSY TONIGHT!

    P.S. Keep it up brahhhh
     
  7. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    hamburger
     
  8. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    This last week I lived on a foot long subway, 2 hot pockets, 1 big mac and like 30 beers, a half bottle of captian, and some sprite.

    had a blast, but wasn't the best for my body.
     
  9. where the fuck is all your money?
     
  10. Savage5point0

    Savage5point0 Im an asshole.

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    I want some of those shorts :hs:
     
  11. Optamix

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    :hsd: Don't have any.

    Why do you think I was being a bum by the pool for the last week?
     
  12. Optamix

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    Best latch/tie system I've seen yet.

    I'm a big fan.
     
  13. SaviouR

    SaviouR Dallas - Choke City :(

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    He's on the Ricco Rodriguez diet Hum. Fast food + coke + MySpace angle = Tim look slightly malnourished.
     
  14. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    This week that wasn't far off from the truth...it was a wild week :hs:
     
  15. you lose your job? or are you still driving your entire income?
     
  16. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    Quit.

    Living off savings while job hunting.

    Wasn't the smartest thing I've ever done.

    Well, it was actually one of the more stupid.

    But I'm gonna find a proper job and not some temp one. Looking in Jackson, MS and Memphis. Looking with advertising companies.
     
  17. 1. Get high-paying job
    2. Get the most car I can possibly afford on this amount of income.
    3. Quit job
    4. ???
    5. Profit!
     
  18. Savage5point0

    Savage5point0 Im an asshole.

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    Theyre not in stock or Id order a pair.
     
  19. Optamix

    Optamix New Member

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    pretty close to accurate.
     
  20. XJ3B

    XJ3B wat

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    :bowrofl:
     
  21. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I wonder if you lost to the great Hillary Gracie, if you might have thought of a life reset.




    :rofl:
     
  22. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    LEAVE CRO COP ALONE YOU BASTARD!:wtc:
     
  23. loco, you should get back the shorts you sent to timmy.

    going to be bad advertising to see some guy in the gutter wearing TU gear.
     
  24. LOLSTi

    LOLSTi DTOM

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