this is getting ridiculous... gf problems

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  1. HardTech

    HardTech hungry

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    so my girlfriend and I have been dating for a little over 3 months now. We've been fighting a lot since day 1, and when we fight, things get really bad. We've broken up at least once during that time.

    But when things are good, things are very good.

    Anyway, I started talking about farts last night on the phone, and apparently she HATES them with a passion. She got super pissed off I wouldn't stop talking about farts (it's not like I went on and on.. I MENTIONED them maybe like 3 times?). She said things like "I'm hanging up. I don't want to talk to you anymore. You're disgusting."

    I'm like "ok, if I'm so disgusting and you feel bad being with me, why are you with me? I don't think you like me anymore", to which she replied "I don't know why I'm with you.. I guess I don't like you then"... after that, I hung up

    after I hung up, I called her for like 30 minutes STRAIGHT to try and work things out. That was last night, and she's been avoiding my phone calls ever since.

    I left voicemails saying "if you don't call me back, don't bother ever calling me again".... lo and behold, she never called back

    whatever.. we're both just pissed off. Let me talk to her in a cool manner. I call back and leave a message saying I'm sorry for fighting and that she should call me tomorrow (today) so we can talk about it. All day has passed, and still no phone call. I've called throughout the day at times I KNOW she was at home, but still no answer.

    what the FUCK
     
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    4 Leaf Clover New Member

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    well not to be a smart ass but you did tell if she didn't call to never call again. I think you got your answer, she doesn't want to be with you.
     
  3. Marla

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    Hahaha!!! I love farts!!! I'm a 19 year old female and I can be so immature at times -- my boyfriend and I can have so much fun together blowing burps in each other's faces...I rule at that! :p

    That girl isn't worth your time! If you have only been together 3 months, and have already had numerous fights.....get over it and find someone else!!! Don't go crawling back to her, she obviously doesn't want you anymore. You can do better...someone you won't have to argue with, and someone you can be yourself around!
     
  4. THT

    THT The easy way is always mined

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    It's over. Move on.
     
  5. KMAzz

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    Talk about farts? Stupid fights? How old are both of you? Sounds like you two need to grow up a bit.
     
  6. Genghis.Tron

    Genghis.Tron New Member

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    It might be interesting if you weren't on the defensive that much. It seems from your reply that you took it really personal and almost put in her mind that your not worth it just because of this little fart thing. She has some problems on that farting issue too but you should at least see that it might have been a mistake to say what you have said then, it will be useful for your next relationship.
     
  7. The Acclude

    The Acclude Makin' love is cool, but sometimes she needs her h

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    Only 3 months in, cut your losses.
     
  8. Miss Red

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    :werd: :hsd:
     
  9. RedVsBlue

    RedVsBlue Penguins > *

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    good to know me and my girl arent the only strange ones :wavey: :rofl: . Nothing is more hilarious then catching her in the face with a nice loud fart...She gets me back though...:rofl:

    Ok maybe we are still odd, but we share things like that so comfortably...

    Anyways...to the thread starter... DUMP HER. If she cant be mature about something so simple as mentioning a fart (geesh you werent sitting on her face or anything:naughty: ), then she certainly cant handle a real relationship.
     
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    I was hoping someone else was going to reply and agree with me!!! I love it! Haha! That's when you know you are VERY comfortable around them! Haha!
     
  11. WhiskyDent

    WhiskyDent Je l'ai fait tout pour le lols

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    weren't you the one with 11ty billion pages of fake drama earlier? :squint:
     
  12. AstroGirl

    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    Ummm... sorry to say hun but you dumped her, and she gracefully accepted it. Your relationship is obviously over, let it go. Stop calling her, you are BOTHERING her
     
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    Stop being such a little pussy. Girls do NOT go for guys that are nancy boys and calling so much. If you really want her back, give her a chance to miss you! I think you both must be drama queens - its only 3 months in.

    Grow a pair!!
     
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    I fart alot, the GF doesnt seem to mind.
     
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    ^ Fart a lot? You must be hyperacidic then. Go see a doc.
     
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    the relationship isn't worth it if you can't even be yourself or be comfortable around her, and vice versa. it's over, let it go, plus it's only 3 months...both of you guys deserve better!
     
  18. BTA

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    Kinda how likeing to chew ice means I'm low on Iron?

    Get bent.
     
  19. twisted_angel

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    Arguing about farts? lmao sorry but thats a sign that your relationship is over, let her go and move on, seems to me she was looking for an excuse to fight with you, easy way out?
     
  20. jafo

    jafo land of entitlement OT Supporter

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    ditto
     
  21. AstroGirl

    AstroGirl If I don't respond it's because I have severe ADD

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    Her mosa? ITS MY MOSA!!!
    This thread still makes me giggle... what is the update on this one??
     
  22. NJGuy

    NJGuy "Fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckmef uckmefuckmefuckmefuckm OT Supporter

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    How many guys here have farted on your girls head?
    Raise your hands!

    /raise
    I have...

    I griped her head up, held it in place, laid my crack right above her forehead and vibrated her frontal lobes.


    Of course.. to be fair I should mention that was in retaliation for her farting on my neck and almost knocking out a filling from my tooth during a perfectly relaxing massage.

    Which was her retaliation for when she spooned me one night and I blasted her leg.

    :noes: WTF
     
  23. devilishparty

    devilishparty Don't sleep walk, it's bad for you.

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    I would jsut let her go. You got your answer when she didnt call you back. Dont be a stalker. Just forget about it. Oh and if she does call, play hard to get. That way she learns her lesson!
     
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    YOU asked HER why she was with you. you were the one talkin about.....FARTS. you fucked yourself on this one. grow up a lil bit and find a new girl.
     
  25. -=Likwid=-

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    this whole thread :rofl:

    i agree with just letting her go... you initiated, so stick with your word. as for the farts bit... well i'd get comfortable with the other person before lettin it all rip :rofl:
     

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