This is fucked. I'm almost 32, and I just had a fucking wet dream

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  1. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    :wtf: I have the flu, and have been sleeping extremely long periods (14-16 hrs at a time) the past few days....and It's been a week since I had sex with the gf. Plus, not feeling great last week, I didn't get a chance to "run off a batch" lookin at porn like I usually do.

    But a wet dream?! Come on, body, you're not 13 anymore!
    :rant2:
     
  2. Zemo

    Zemo n00b of the year

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    Wet dreams arn't an age thing....it's the body's natural way of releasing some physical pressure....your body doesn't slow down production ever, and once the tanks are full, you gotta get rid of it somewhere!

    Don't worry man, you're normal.
     
  3. BoypussY

    BoypussY game over.

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    it'll happen to anyone as long as there is enough time for it to buildup
     
  4. KINGS

    KINGS Get it Done.

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    why are you telling everybody this??
     
  5. ISO9002

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    Probably he just wanted someone to talk to...

    Dude...it happens....its okay...prbably becoz u havent had enough sex as you used to...so you mind drives you to have that wet dream...its normal
     
  6. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    I can recall the dream pretty vividly too. A threeway with 2 hot asian chicks....now that I think about it, I painted one pretty good with jizz in my dream too! :)
    Mind you, I had it all over my legs when I woke up.

    It's embarrassing, but I guess it is normal.
     
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    Actually I had the same thing happen to me a few years ago when I was 34.
    Same WTF? reaction after as well. It happened when I was away from my gf for more than 3 weeks.

    On the plus side, at least everything is functioning.
    I figure it doesn't occur with older people possibly because of decreased testosterone levels.:dunno:
     
  8. BedBunny

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    don't be embarassed, at least you didn't piss the bed. :p


    i would say you aren't abnormal at all under the circumstances. ;)
     
  9. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    I must have testosterone coming out the wazoo!
     
  10. GR3N4DE

    GR3N4DE OG noob.

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    i love when that happens. a good dream usually comes along with it.
     
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    And where is the problem in which you are seeking advice?

    Or are we just making an announcement?
     
  12. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    This is a "holy fuck I'm embarassed" thread
     
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    I can almost see you blushing. :O
     
  14. The Green Bastard

    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    If you knew me, you'd know I blush easily.
     
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    dunno if this helps, but I'm 32 and female and a couple of times a year I have wet dreams and wake up having an orgasm.. I don't get embarassed though it's more like.. cool
     
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    You seem pretty nice. I wouldn't mind knowing you. :)

    [/SHIELD]
     
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    RandomDead Have your pets spayed or neutered

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    I had one last Friday night :dunno: I think it's because I hadn't had sex in over a week and had been too busy or preoccupied during that time to "run off a batch" as you say.

    I'm 25 :dunno:
     
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    :eek3: 32...female...wakes up to orgasms...loves to swallow....DAMN! :rofl:
     
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    The Green Bastard Click click click bang

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    My mind is screaming AE here.
     
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    Ghostaz0r With my ego, I can stand there in a Speedo, and be

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    Thats ownage lol :eek3:
     
  21. ClaireBear

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    An ex of mine regularly used to have wet dreams and he was 34!

    Mind they were more of my making... utilising the morning "standing to attention" and going down on someone first thing whilst they're still asleep doesn't count does it?
     
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    :nono: How insulting.
     
  23. Neo22

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    Im 23 and never had one either. The same thing happens, I either don't end up sliding it in or something happens i wake up and have to piss.
     
  24. Kinks

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    doesn't count. wet dreams normally happen with no physical stimulation. you blowing him is just sleep sex :rofl:
     

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