Third Date...

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  1. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    SO I was invited by a girl over to her house for dinner and to see her new dog.
    She's cooking dinner, which is a pretty big deal, I think. I don't know what she's making tho. She didn't mention that. I think we're talkin tonite.

    This is our third date. I'm wondering, should I take anything?? Maybe Something for her dog???

    Would I be a dick if i didn't take anything?? lol
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    From a girl who loves her dog....I'd say something that would win me over and make you stand out from other guys is some kind of treat for the dog. It might sound lame, but it's a lot more original than getting her a gift.

    If not that you could always be poilte a bring a small dessert of some kind (since she is cooking you dinner).
     
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  3. verdiocchi

    verdiocchi Oh snap!

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    I think it would be really sweet to take something for her dog!

    You could also bring a bottle of wine, some kind of dessert, or ask if she wants you to bring over a movie for after dinner. I don't think you'll come off as a dick if you don't bring something but you'll earn points if you do.
     
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    Yail Bloor OT Supporter

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  5. arseclown

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    dog treat flavored condoms?
     
  6. maskednegator

    maskednegator Kosmonaut, best we've got...

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    bottle of wine + condoms. maybe some strawberries and whipped cream.
    edit: BOX of wine.
     
  7. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    I think I'll just get something for her dog...Kind of stretching it with the cash anyway.



    Definately! :rofl:
     
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    hellyea2650 New Member

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    It's MIGHT, not mind. MIGHT.

    "You might as well learn that 'mind' is not the right word."
     
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    MossMan813 New Member

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    Yeah, like Egypt or something.
     
  10. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Oh Jesus....seriously shut the fuck up you noob.

    Oh and good luck Gus.

    Watch out for the dog treats smothered in some sort of beef broth....once the dog starts mackin on it, it'll smell like rotten ass. Might not have the desired effect on the girl. :)
     
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    What a stellar contribution you make to the Vag. Try something a bit more substantial next time. Or, say nothing at all.
     
  12. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    :confused:

    ok...beer is ok. But cigars?? wtf, neither of us smoke
     
  13. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    :rofl: People at work told me that today! They told me to get rawhide (flavored)..supposed to be good.

    BTW, her dog is a shitzu
     
  14. miker

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    douche bag
     
  15. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    I've been thinkin about wine this morning but I don't even like wine so all I would prolly drink is one glass, so it would be pretty pointless to take wine.

    I talked her to yesterday night btw and asked her if I should bring anything...if she needed anything since she's cooking. I don't know if that was a good thing to ask...oh well, anyway...i'm goin to the pet store later.
     
  16. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    I don't think that was a bad idea at all.

    When I was bartending I found that women almost always like sweet drinks. White Zinfindel is sweeter wine and many people like it....you can also buy it in a box! :rofl:

    Anyways I would do both the pet treat and wine...unless you're limited on funds or don't want to drink.
     
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    you can stop by a rocky mountain chocolate factory, they have really good white chocolate covered doggie treats, and you could bring some chocolates for you guys too. that way when you bust out the chocolate you have something for the dog, it all ties in together.
     
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    Make sure the dog treat is safe. Wouldn't want to give her dog any of that toxic shit from china that's been killing pets.

    In case that hasn't already been said.
     
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    Guardfather The Paradox

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    :ugh::ugh::ugh:
     
  20. Dr. Funk

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    chocolate is poisonous to dogs
     
  21. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Yes, but carob isn't....which is what pretty much every "chocolate-covered" dog treat is smothered in.
     
  22. Dr. Funk

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    i just didn't want the OP to think that chocolate is a good idea and bring the mutt a kitkat
     
  23. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl: I pray he's not that ignorant.
     
  24. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    Dumbass, Why the fuck would I take chocolate to a dog??? :ugh:
     
  25. Guz200sx

    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    ....Thats the worst fucking idea ever.
     

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