Think your girlfriend is pregnant? Take this online pregnancy test!

Discussion in 'Vaginarium' started by Cerridwen, Jan 23, 2007.

  1. Cerridwen

    Cerridwen Guest

    No need to ask us anymore if your girlfriend is pregnant, and heck you don't even have to go to the store to waste your money on a test!

    It was accurate for me :noes:

    http://www.thepregnancytester.com


    Free paternity tests too!

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    Disclaimer: The above link does not take you to a true pregnancy test, as there obviously aren't any real ones online. If you think you (or your girlfriend) are pregnant, please go to the store and buy a test or see a doctor.
     
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  2. Two toys

    Two toys New Member

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    Chris, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 15 lbs, 2 oz and have red hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
    Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.



    You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).




    and i'm a guy.. EEK :(
     
  3. RougeOgre

    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Mine is the mailman's (she is one strange lady)
     
  4. weakone

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    Lena, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 9 lbs, 4 oz and have blonde hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

    Hahahah.
     
  5. SlvrCivLT621

    SlvrCivLT621 New Member

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    it said the dad is going to be pee wee herman :ugh::eek4::eek:
     
  6. Gaunt

    Gaunt blood for the blood god OT Supporter

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    hell yeah my babys daddy is Arnold Schwarzenegger. im rich
     
  7. Elphaba

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    No pregnancy detected
    Our remote testing didn't detect any apparent signs of pregnancy. Because there is always a small margin of error during remote testing operations, we strongly recommend that you verify the results with a re-test. To do this, click the "Re-Test" button below.


    Wooohooo!
     
  8. Ibanez Guy

    Ibanez Guy New Member

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    I'm a dude and I'm pregnant. 14lb baby! The terminator also knocked me up
     
  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    lol, this cracked me up, thanks

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    It's A Girl!
    Nicole, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 14 oz and have blonde hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
     
  10. Cerridwen

    Cerridwen Guest

    :bowrofl: My child's father is the neighborhood kid. He's very :naughty: :mamoru:
     
  11. JustaMeThang

    JustaMeThang New Member

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    Diana, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 6 lbs, 9 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    OMG The daddy is no other then Bill Clinton:Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

    Good find Cerri, lets just hope no one takes this seriously :mamoru: Maybe put a disclaimer at the bottom of your post:noes:
     
  12. Cerridwen

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    :rofl: Disclaimer added.

    This was posted on my pregnancy board, and I thought it was adorable. :)
     
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    busydoingnothing A broken man too tough to cry

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    GOOD GOD. I'm pregnant with Dick Cheney's brown haired, brown eyed baby girl. :eek3:

    ...and I'm a brown haired, brown eyed male.
     
  15. Chris90210

    Chris90210 New Member

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    wtf:rofl:
     
  16. SlvrCivLT621

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    :eek: :eek: :eek: holy shit,
    the hospital on that certificate is the hospital my grandfather died in
     
  17. SpectraRedZ

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    I'm never having kids, but I took it anyway:

    Tara, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 15 lbs, 1 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

    (That is one BIG baby, I only weigh 98 lbs myself!)

    The daddy is the mailman :rofl:
     
  18. teo

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    16lb baby?? Horry shit, I won't survive the birth! :eek4: :eek4: :eek4:

    :bowrofl:
     
  19. MissKitty

    MissKitty If squats were easy they'd be called 'Your Mum' OT Supporter

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    Awww, not as lucky as the rest of you. It says there is no baby on board
     

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