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  1. Dominion

    Dominion I believe you have my stapler.

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    Just a funny/fun post I thought I'd start of bloopers you've had during sex, BDSM, etc. Mostly came up with the post thought last night when I learned that:

    Wax is impossible to get off of a contact, you can barely even tell it's there.

    Was doing some wax play with the wife and I got splash damage, right in my eye on my contact. Was a pain in the ass to get out of there.
     
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    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    my GOD that sounds horrible.
     
  3. M3mPh1z

    M3mPh1z Member

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    I learned that just because some lubes are edible, doesn't mean it tastes nice, lol
     
  4. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    meeting people on freaky personals sites is next to impossible.
     
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  6. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    fuck those stupid ass women thinking they have standards. you're alone and looking for a reason, cunt.

    and fuck the guys on those sites that pose as women or just act like creeps. the few "normal" ones on there like me get fucked because of it. fuck them all in their stupid assholes.
     
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    RougeOgre FS Librarian and MOD

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    The "play wax" is more painful coming out of the guys chest hair than out of the woman's pubic hairs :mamoru:
     
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    My experiance on Collarme has been that most of the 'domes' are into it for fantasy only. They truely dont want to meet anyone, they just want to pretend they do.
     
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    Yeah, that stuff doesnt come out of any body hair very easily in my experiance.
     
  10. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    and those that do want money. most of the female subs are either suddenly lesbians or guys posing as girls.
     
  11. farmguy

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    Choc syrup can be VERY sticky and painful :naughty::naughty:
     
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    Bubba Atlantis New Member

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    Yup. Which is why I have not bothered much with them. I was on Fetlife for a bit, but basically shut down my account. I think I might be starting it up again, but for different purposes.
     
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    We sold choc pudding like stuff at victorias secret....

    I ended up just wanting to eat the chocolate and not bother about even putting it on him, and when I did, I would just keep putting more on to lick off :rofl:
     
  14. Antigeek

    Antigeek Who Dat!

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    If it's been a while since you've had sex, titty fucking is not a good way to start if your partner isn't into facials.

    Laughing hysterically at the end result isn't good if you want the session to continue either.
     
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    getting a running start is NOT the first step in anal.
     
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    bwahahaha

    that made me laugh
     
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    tidbits the POPE

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  18. Dominion

    Dominion I believe you have my stapler.

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    It actually didn't hurt much, most of the burn was gone by the time it hit my eye. Taking the contact out is what sucked. The wax had hardened and it made my contact remain stiff so it took awhile to get it out of my eye (I also think there was a bit actually ON my eye). Once I had the contact out it was ok, I was more scared of something happening than anything really going down.

    It was the first time I've ever used the safe word, I was freaked that it would cause damage :p
     
  19. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    Periodically, recheck your safeword so you rmemeber it...

    I forgot it last week while tigre was beating on my tits i shad to say "Safeword!Safeword! I forgot the Safeword!!'
     
  20. Drunken Karnie Midget

    Drunken Karnie Midget In Yeo We Trust, All Others Pay Cash OT Supporter

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    My kid's teacher was here when i read that... i'm not gonna explain why i was laughing :mamoru:


    as far as "bloopers" go... i've got a list... i'll be back later to tap out a few of the books :wavey:
     
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    Oh.....not good.

    I guess that is why so many people use 'safeword' as their safeword.
     
  22. TigreTek

    TigreTek omega member OT Supporter

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    iforgottedsafewordcatpicture.jpg
     
  23. Phantom Empress

    Phantom Empress mmmmmm tasty!!!

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    it wasn't too bad actually, it just got a little tooo painful for a second, and then he stopped I got a breather and we kept going.
     
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    most of the time that is all that is needed. I can picture the situation though of you yelling out "Safeword!Safeword! I forgot the Safeword!!"

    It is sort of funny (using the word funny because I understand your relationship and realize that the situation was not one of fear and panic on your side for your safety, but just going 'shit I can't remember!')
     
  25. Lock the door. :hsugh:
     

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