GUN "things you can say to your gun but not your girlfriend"

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  1. Jake!

    Jake! Guest

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    "i'd like to oil you up and show you to the guys"
     
  2. e.pie

    e.pie Active Member

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    I'm gonna take you out back and shoot you

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  3. konrad109

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    "I really wanna shoot you"
     
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    footratfunkface New Member

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    I love you.
     
  5. hsmith

    hsmith OT Supporter

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    i'll let my friends fingerfuck you
     
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    hsmith OT Supporter

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    i love you because you are black
     
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    :rofl:
     
  8. Ford4Life

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    I know you like it when I run hot loads though you.
     
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    I'm gonna feed you some dirty shit.
     
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    mrbill New Member

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    this silencer is gonna work really well.
     
  11. Ford4Life

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    I'll never trade you in for a new model.
     
  12. xpinchx

    xpinchx hes got a nice cock, on the thin side but its stil

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    I'm going to run my rod through your breech. :dunno:
     
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    you've never failed
     
  14. footratfunkface

    footratfunkface New Member

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    Hey, let's go kill someone together, then I'll throw you in the bottom of a lake!
     
  15. Frazz

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    i love that you can take a beating and still can clean up my messes
     
  16. THT

    THT The easy way is always mined

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    You're black and I love you.
     
  17. Liptonucf

    Liptonucf wee woo wee woo wee woo

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    to hell and back reliability?

    the wood is incredible...
     
  18. Fire Sauce

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    I want you to blow that guy over there.
     
  19. Paul Revere

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    i can pass you between my friends as much as i want and will still sleep with you that night
     
  20. "I wish you had a bigger hole"
     
  21. sprite

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    "I wish I could afford to upgrade your forend"
     
  22. kellyclan

    kellyclan She only loves you when she's drunk.

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    I love that you share ammo with my backup piece...
     
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    Emfuser Nuclear Moderator Super Moderator

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    Don't know about you guys, but I can say that to my gf without any problems. :hsugh:
     
  24. HisXLNC

    HisXLNC ๑۩۞۩๑ Hot ๑۩۞۩๑

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    I wish you were bigger, blacker, and longer.
     
  25. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington nunc fortunatus sum

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