Things to say in bed?

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  1. DrKillByDeath

    DrKillByDeath New Member

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    Hey vag crew, I was hoping you might throw some ideas my way.

    I've been dating this new girl for about a month or so and we're starting to take things into the bedroom. She's somewhat reserved though, I find that I have to work her up everytime. I'm finding that compliments are very effective with her. I guess she's self conscious. As soon as I whip out "you're so beautiful" her breathing gets heavier and there's a huge smile on her face and she's just suddenly way more into it.

    My problem is that I've never been a big talking/complimenting kind of guy. I feel a little uncomfortable doing it, and what's more is that I'm not very creative at all with it. I can only call her beautiful so many times.

    What kind of things do you say, and how can I get over this sort of discomfort about talking in bed?
     
  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Wait, so if it were not for you talking there would be absolute silence during?
     
  3. themolsen

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    You just have to go for it and get used to it. Maybe dirty it up a bit.

    "fuck, you're so hot"
    "i love your ass so much"
    "you like the way my dick feels, don't you"
    "tell me how you want it"

    but say it with CONFIDENCE...dont half ass at or you midaswhale say "I'm a huge faggot"

    see what that gets her to say
     
  4. DrKillByDeath

    DrKillByDeath New Member

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    Well there's music playing. And I wouldn't say we're entirely quiet, we're just not saying anything.
     
  5. lawngn0me

    lawngn0me In every wish and dream and happy home, you will f

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    whatever you say, say it with confidence. Don't be all nervous about it.

    "uh... excuse me... uhh. hey there. uhh. will you.... uhh. can you... uhh. lick my balls...."

    that bitch will come right up and be like "WHAT YOU SAY?!?!? LICK YOUR OWN DAMN BALLS!". then she'll get right up and walk away. now you've got dry balls.

    had you said that shit with confidence, you would have been in there.

    (i stole this from chris rock, but it's totally fucking true)
     
  6. Falconer

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    For compliments, which you are asking about, you've got like:

    "You're so beautiful" (which you said she likes)

    "you're so fucking sexy"

    "You look/feel so fucking good"

    Then you can progress to sex talk and start out with something basic like "mmm, you like that baby?"

    "Do you like it when I fuck you like that?"

    "Your pussy feels so good"

    "You love the way my dick feels inside of you, don't you." (notice it ends with a period, not a question mark. It's a statement. There's no rising intonation. You're not asking her. You're telling her)

    Give her commands:

    "Wrap your legs around me."

    "Put your ankles on my shoulders"

    If she says something like "fuck me baby!" spank her ass and tell her "say it louder!" Then when she complies, pull her hair and order again: "louder!" Not only is it hot, but it helps get her involved.

    "are you gonna cum for me?"

    (when she's about to cum) "cum for me baby" For a different effect you can whisper it in her ear (extra effective is she's one of those chicks who gets super wet when you blow in her ear)

    Depending on the mood of things you can say "you better not cum until I tell you to"

    Then after she cums you can say like "hearing you cum makes me want to fuck you so hard" or "hearing you cum makes me want to [insert whatever you want, you really can't fuck this up]"

    Then afterward, like an hour later, tell her how sexy she was and how much it turned you on when she [did something that you wanted her to do, like talked dirty, or said "fuck me" or whatever].

    Try those and report back.
     
  7. Falconer

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    Oh yeah, and like themolsen said, say it with CONFIDENCE. That will make or break it.

    Hell, practice saying them if you're not used to it. Say it confidently. Pretend you're in a movie or something and you're the lead actor. Say it like that. (Just make sure no one hears you practicing or it could be very awkward).

    I know that sounds funny, but you DON'T want to slip the first time you try it and have a shaky voice or whatever.

    That's another reason to start small with things that are "easier to say" and work up to the more intense stuff:

    You're so beautiful --> You're so fucking hot --> your pussy feels so good --> fuck! you feel good --> you like it when I fuck you like that, don't you --> tell me how good my dick feels --> i want you to fucking cum all over my dick --> [commands] --> profit

    See how that works? Anyone but the most timid people can say "you're so beautiful" with no problem. But if you were to start with "fucking cum all over my dick" that might be awkward, so that's why you build up to it. btw, that entire progression should occur within the same sex session. Or, if you're not super comfortable, take it half way next time you have sex, and if she responds well (she will), take it all the way next time.

    You just gotta work up to it. You can't go from silence to "gag on my cock you fucking whore!" out of nowhere :rofl:
     
  8. Falconer

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    Finally, remember that the setting/tone will change.

    You don't say "you're so beautiful" if you're fucking. That's like "making love" talk.

    Similarly, "i'm gonna cum in your little slut ass" is not romantic :mamoru: but it can be hot as fuck in the right circumstance.

    Now you've got everything you need.

    Go forth and fuck your girlfriend and apply this new knowledge.
     
  9. themolsen

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    huzah!
     
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    This thread is making me hot...
     
  11. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    Same here.
     
  12. DrKillByDeath

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    No kidding.
     
  13. DrKillByDeath

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    So Falconer, doing anything later? :naughty:
     
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    "oh shit my hamstring is cramping"
    "fuck there is sweat in my eyes"
    "time out I need some water"
    "hold on I need to turn the fan on"
     
  15. lawngn0me

    lawngn0me In every wish and dream and happy home, you will f

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    Just before you go at it, say "I am falconer" to yourself. Just be like falconer.
     
  16. Aronomy

    Aronomy Get your COME ON!

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    :rofl:
     
  17. themolsen

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    also, remember to have the attitude and actions to back up the words. it's more than just being confident in what you're saying. you gotta grit your teeth a little if you're saying something really nasty, and maybe slap an ass cheek too. if you tell her she likes getting fucked hard, then fuck her hard. if you tell her she likes it slow and deep, then really get in there and get the hips going.

    in other words, don't fake it. work your way up to it...and mean it and feel it.
     
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    :h5:
    :rofl: I love it....:mamoru:
     
  19. Thelonius

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    Take it take it take it take it take it
     
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    women, say this shit

    "omg! I can feel you in my stomach!"

    "you're stretching it! I'm not gonna shit right for a week"

    "please come on my face daddy. I won't tell mommy."
     
  21. JBunni

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    haha, dang, I need to get the hubby to read those. He likes to 'make love', which is great, but every now and again, it would be nice to be a little...bolder? I've tried to start it, but he just wants me to stop the dirty talk.
     
  22. Falconer

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    Are you a lesbo or bi?

    Cuz you said GF but you're hitting on me.

    If you're a lesbo, you should disregard all the things I said that involve the words "my dick" since it's now n/a, lol.
     
  23. Falconer

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    I've said some of those before :rofl:

    Cramps? Check
    Getting too hot and sweaty and need to turn on a fan even tho the window is open and it's winter? Check.
     
  24. Falconer

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    This works but only if you're congruent with it.

    You can't just say "I am Falconer."

    You have to be Falconer.

    It's a movement.

    Rock on.
     
  25. Falconer

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    ^ did anyone notice that each successive line in that post was shorter in length than the previous one?

    Falconer is fucking poetry in motion.
     

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