MIL Things people have said or done to get out of military service?

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  1. fintheman

    fintheman I will ebay O/T!

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    Pissing in the bed every night and smearing shit on himself at basic.

    Someone who made obvious cuts to his wrists and arms and made sure to wear short sleeves to PT.

    Popping positive on a drug test for meth.

    (I heard of a guy who drove his car straight into a tree to try to get hurt enough to get out.)

    Teh gay admission..........

    Just going awol.
     
  2. pew pew pew

    pew pew pew OT Supporter

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    recruiter: blah blah blah $20k, colllege GI bill, blah hoorah blahblah
    you: no thanks
     
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    the second day of basic one guy realized he didn't like it. so this genius decides (infront of the whole flight) that he is "gay" and tells our TI that he can't control his urges in the shower/dorm.

    what he didn't realize is that it took him twice as long to get out that way than it took to just graduate basic.

    another genius pissed hot for pot to get out...that looks great on your record
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    One guy tried to hang himself with his web belt in the latrine.
     
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    heh, we had a guy recently
    his parents told him he had a 100k+ a year job with the family business when he got home, so he told everyone he did cocaine...which he did...alot....so the tested him and it came back negative, so the captain decided to put him on restriction and tell him he was going to keep him in the navy as long as he good as punishment....hes been past the 29 day deserter mark for about 3 months now
     
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    We had a guy check on board straight from boot. He went to our section leader out of no where and said he was going to hurt himself. They sent him to the hospital and two weeks later he's out. He never worked 1 day in my division.
     
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    In boot camp, a kid claimed he was gay and so did his bootcamp buddy. So the CC said, "Go ahead and suck his dick in front of the whole company."

    These guys did one better, the one kid bent over and spread his cheeks and his buddy went nut to butt on him. He got in a few good strokes before the CC put him in a headlock and then called the CMAA. :buttsex:
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    We had two guys get caught in a dorm room spooning. We kinda knew beforehand, but no one asked.
     
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    We had a guy UA 3 times.

    Left and was gone for 30 days. Came back took his ass chewings and what not. Got his stuff out of TMO that night, and vanished.

    Few months go by, he gets picked up my the PD somewhere and thrown in the brig.

    Does his time and gets out. never reports back to work and leaves again.

    That asshole is still UA :ugh:

    That and the drugs excuse people use.
     
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    While we were practicing drill in bootcamp one of the recruits in our platoon just tried to make a run for it. NO clue where he got the idea that he would make it off the island. He only made it less than 200 yards where he was tackled by MPs that were nearby.

    We had a guy while back, that was brought in one night while I was standing barracks duty. He had been UA for 32 YEARS and finally turned him self in. He was in his 60s, already had a job with the union railroad company, and retired from them. They pretty much gave him his paperwork and let him free.
     
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    gotta admire them for their commitment though.
     
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    what is UA?
     
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    unexpectedly attractive :naughty:
     
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