A&P THERE WAS A MOTHER FUCKING SPIDER IN MY MOTHER FUCKING CAMERA BAG

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  1. Spurious

    Spurious New Member

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    Holy shit, worst day of my life.
     
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    So I was opening my bag and I saw these webs in one of my padding sections... So I takes a wet paper towel and I wipe it out... And there's what appears to be a spider on the end.... I soon found out it was only a skin... I takes my flashlight and I look in there... A huge fucking spider is sitting in there, curled up as if dead.... So "AH!" I says to myself, but at least it's dead.... I reach in with some forceps and as soon as I touch it it flips over and goes into an aggressive posture (front legs up) and I freak the fuck out. I think I found spider jesus here... I run around in a circle for a little bit before taking a paper towel and squishing that fucker to one of the most crunchy and disgusting deaths I have ever witnessed... So I've spent the day with a flash light clearing everything I own of spiders.
     
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    and yet you didn't take any pictures of it. sad. :hsugh:
     
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    Didn't I?
     
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    I fucking hate spiders.

    I got bit by a recluse last summer, my foot swelled up like 3x its normal size, I pretty much had a panic attack (or maybe it was from the venom) but had a hard time breathing, I thought i was going to die.

    I decided not to goto the hospital, because we were about 2 hours away from it. and I thought it would go away before we got there. took about 4 hours for the swelling to go down.

    now im paranoid of spiders, and kill every one I see
     
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    How do you still have a foot?
     
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    not really sure, I really thought I was going to have to get it amputated. It was the worst experience of my life

    I will note, im no spider expert, we found the fucker on the boat, and my friends dad said it was a recluse. It could have been something else for all I know, but it was horrible
     
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    Girth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OT Supporter

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    well, did you? :dunno:

    on a side note... yesterday I went to work and felt a lump on the inside of my shoe. My Dr. Scholl's pad shifts all the time so I gave it no thought. Came home, took my shoe off, A DEAD FUCKING ROACH... HUGE!!! threw away the shoes, threw away the socks, washed my fucking feet (twice), and checked my new shoes this morning to make sure I didn't have any nasty shit in there.

    at least you had a spider in your bag, imagine walking around w/ a dead roach that you probably killed in your shoe all fucking day. :barf:
     
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    :werd:

    Spiders need to be removed from the earth.
     
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    Girth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ OT Supporter

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    I killed at least 5 black widows the week I moved into my house in Arizona 2 years ago. :o
     
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    I did... A shitty oof shot of terror.

    I would take the dead roach in my underwear over a spider though.
     
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    less spiders, more frogs to eat the bugs, at least frogs dont hurt (unless they are the sweet venomous types)
     
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    With a gun I hope.
     
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    sprayed them to death. those fuckers are HUGE and completely black... creeped my the fuck OUT.
     
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    :werd:

    I can nab one of those awesome poison frogs, put it outside and wash my hands.

    With spiders, it's instant old-ass RPG combat sequence.
     
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    Note to self, never move to or visit AZ
     
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    scorpians and black widows. we used to catch scorpians and throw them in the sunlight and watch them die. :o
     
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    :rofl: that just gave me the best visual
     
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    clockspider.jpg
     
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    you sure it didn't have babies in your bag?

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    and now i'm fucking out! :run:
     
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    fuckin eh, im going to go change my bedding now :wtc:
     
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    I don't know, let's ask mister grenade.
     
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    sorry. that wasn't very nice.

    I haven't been able to sleep since I saw that picture. Figured i'd share my pain.
     
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    MSIGuy om nom nom nom!

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    Seriously... fuck you! :eek4: :noes: :run:
     

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