MIL The Zipper

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  1. TRN

    TRN Well-Known Member

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    The Zipper

    A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A
    lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."

    Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit
    puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,
    "Your fly is open"

    He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he
    intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said,
    "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine in there
    standing at attention?"

    The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags".

    :)
     
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    Damn thats gotta hurt ur pride just a lot lmao.
     
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    here's another good one.....................

    Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East, and he was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

    Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."

    Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

    Coming back to the doctor, Ahkmed said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"

    The doctor said, "You were homesick."
     
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  6. el3ment

    el3ment New Member

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    haha crazy people, anymore?
     
  7. gookarachie

    gookarachie New Member

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    Thats some good shit
     
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