MIL The Weirdest People in Your Branch

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  1. FarBeyondDriven

    FarBeyondDriven OT Supporter

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    Navy... without a doubt... the Nukes...
     
  2. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Air Force (at least when I was in): Security Police. Those fuckers were always drunk and screwing up shit.
     
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    C5Load OT Resident UCLA fanatic

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    The Air Traffic Controllers just scare the hell out of me. What a neurotic bunch.
     
  4. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    How's Spain? :wavey:
     
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    C5Load OT Resident UCLA fanatic

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    great... we hit up Portugal two days ago, stayed the night drinking in Albufiera, and then saw castles and palaces the next day. i'll upload some pics when i'm back in the states.
     
  6. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Of course it goes without saying:

    best.
    job.
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    :bowdown:
     
  7. C5Load

    C5Load OT Resident UCLA fanatic

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    well, while the pilots and engineers go in to plan the next leg of the flight, we generally spend 5 hours in the cargo box on/off loading the plane (no a/c, despite what some people would have you believe. when we have troops on the plane, we're basically babysitters (sucks on the 24 hour legs), and do most of the mission paperwork, including customs and other shit.
     
  8. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    5-star hotels. You forgot to mention the 5-star hotels.
     
  9. C5Load

    C5Load OT Resident UCLA fanatic

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    and hot as hell aircraft commanders. pictures coming later :naughty:

    oh, and one of my cousin-in-law, like you asked.
     
  10. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    REHOST STAT! THE PICTURES AREN'T LOADING!
     
  11. hooahrcr

    hooahrcr Chris_Hearn

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    but in the signal corps its the 25P
     
  12. Insdav3

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    I would say infantry because they are all fucked up in the head and freak out about everything from Iraq :hs:
     
  13. GochuBoy

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    No way. Grunts are one of the most annoying and yet (laid back and also) funniest people.

    Signal guys on the other hand are cookoo!
     
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    Since when is it that mil members r PC ???

    ibsorryforbacktalkinmama
     
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    he typed that one handed:rofl:
     
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    There really were pics !?!?!?!?!?!? REHOST STAT or PM from someone that saw em !!!!
     
  17. FarBeyondDriven

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    Come on fuckers... List em
     
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    :big grin: so... im NOT in touble ???
     
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    What are the nukes?
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    I would have to go with the Network guys in every service. If they are not discussing what ECU fan is best for overclocking, they are trying to decide which type of velvet looks best on their cloak for the rollplaying convention.
     
  21. Gaunt

    Gaunt blood for the blood god OT Supporter

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    nuke power guys.
     
  22. Zourn

    Zourn 16-bit Ninja OT Supporter

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    Yeah I guess we're the wierd ones, thanks for calling me out. :hsd:
     
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    deh310 and what have i become...

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    my dad was a nuke back in the day! :eek4:
     
  24. Sharkticon

    Sharkticon The safest place in combat is on an AEGIS Class Gu

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    DING! Their brains are fried from the schools they had to go through. They tend to make rank fast but don't have the supervisory skills to go with the chevrons. They usually hang within their own job field.
     
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    Most of their brains were fried BEFORE nuke school... We had one guy in my division, on liberty weekend he went out and bought a $750 Tag Huer, and a $400 Seiko. He just flat out gave the seiko to a bum.. his reason was "Well he didn't have a watch, so I bought him one"

    He had stories of fucking a grandma and her granddaughter at the same time... Licking bumps in this chicks asshole after his friend had fucked her in the ass :barf:

    Beast porn and the list goes on with that guy. He could tie a tie with the greatest of ease, but simple shit like making his bed and folding were beyond this kid...
     

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