MMA The UFC's one mistake in promoting BJ Penn vs GSP

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  1. ZSPTurbo

    ZSPTurbo New Member

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    As much as they are pushing the fighters as opposites, they forgot one important element. Fire vs Ice. Yes they've mentioned that BJ lives in a tropical paradise and GSP is from the frigid north, but they just use it as a side note. Hawaii is about fire at it's essence. They worship the volcanos as gods. Canada's biggest defining feature is the cold, the driving snow storms and pure white vistas.... On top of that, BJ is hot blooded, he talks smack and fights with a touch of anger. GSP is a cold, calculated smashing machine.

    I can just see the poster now. BJ coming forward with a big right hand, mouth open in a scream, with a background of a volcano erupting at an angle. GSP coming towards him with his own big right hand, but instead of screaming his mouth is closed and his eyes are screaming, a look of anger and disgust on his face, with a swirling snow storm pushing him forward. Almost like rocky and apollo.
    Man I would pay $20 for that poster

    Just had that thought and had to share :)
     
  2. HandgunFantasy

    HandgunFantasy My purity you stole.

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    they used the fire and ice image a lot in their spike 24/7 knock off

    this thread is useless.
     
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    wtf, sounds like gay porn
     
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    I'd like to formally nominate you as the Worst Cage Member of 09' for January.
     
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    I second that motion.
     
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    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    Another useless zspturbo post?
     
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    This just sounds silly.


    Someone must be bored.
     
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    Wow I was expecting that they get butt naked and wrestle next. Very mortal Kombatish of you. lol.
     
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    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    Ghost of Swayze Ofcourse you mad

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    At first i could care less about this fight...now this fire and ice thing got my all HYPED up!

    I just pre-ordered the fight TWICE!
     
  11. alkalinesolo

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    Sounds like a cool idea to me :dunno:
     
  12. ZSPTurbo

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    they just aren't seeing in their head what I am. Whatever, guess I just didnt describe it well.

    and to the rest... :fawk:
     
  13. whup

    whup I wish you had children and.. so that I could step

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    No, fail.
     
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    Just for encouraging him, I'm going to nominate you on the ballet for feb.
     
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    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    Maybe because they're hyping an MMA fight, not a Magic: The Gathering tournament.
     
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    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    Oh man I hope the makers of D&D make an MMA game, oh the keyboard warriors will rise!
     
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    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I throw combo 1-6 from 2 spaces away *rolls 20* Ohhh flash knockout bitch!
     
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    THE LIOG EVVVVVVVVEERRYYOONNNNNNNE EEEEE

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