The two-part fart thread

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Do you fart in front of your SO?

  1. I'm a guy - yes

    37 vote(s)
    41.6%
  2. I'm a guy - no

    31 vote(s)
    34.8%
  3. I'm a girl - yes

    5 vote(s)
    5.6%
  4. I'm a girl - no

    11 vote(s)
    12.4%
  5. I AM THE FART MONSTER I EAT FARTS OM NOM NOM

    5 vote(s)
    5.6%
  1. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    Part 1

    Do you fart in front of your SO? :rofl:

    The poll is asking about in a normal relationship for you, NOT like on a first date.




    Part 2

    Hey IWYWB, did you ever get around to farting in front of your bf? I know you said you had never done it and were going to try, but did it ever happen? :rofl:
     
  2. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    HAHAHA, good poll falconer. I was thinking someone needed to post it. I honestly would like to be comfy enough to do it, but I think he would not like it so... but he does it in front of me all the time!!lol
     
  3. Falconer

    Falconer OT Supporter

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    i voted yes. I fart in front of my gf all the time. It's hilarious. And then she punches me :rofl:
     
  4. MarshyTheKid

    MarshyTheKid New Member

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    I do and she does in front of me.
    We were just talking about this a few days ago. She had a friend that had never farted infront of his fiancee in 4 or 5 years they had been together. He would leave the house or building to fart and wouldn't come back for a while.
    If I know its going to be a stinky one I leave or whatever being polite.
     
  5. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    It is hilarious:big grin: we get so much laugh out of it every time:rofl: but he had not done it until I gave permission to him.:mamoru:
     
  6. D7

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    omg girls farting in my parents house was such a :nono: but the boys could do it all they wanted. My brothers, to this day, say that they don't believe girls fart :bowdown:

    So, the answer is no, BUT I was asleep in bed one night and the bf came to bed, grabbed me by the waist and apparently I, um, yeah.

    And my ex and I were together a long time and he never heard me toot :mamoru:

    Edit: I think its pretty hilarious though
     
  7. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :bowrofl: I just laughed so hard the SO made me explain. Literally I read the thread title and went ":uh: oh no....."

    I did fart in front of him finally, and it was an accident with hilarious results :mamoru: I was just falling asleep and apparently farted. He screamed with laughter so loud it woke me up and he has never let it down. He thinks farting is the funniest thing in the world, but I still just don't care to fart in front of him with some gusto :dunno: There have actually been times where I went to fart in another room and when he walked in I freaked out yelling "ahh, get out of here, I farted!" to which he ran in joking that he was sniffing the air. He on the other hand farts alllllll day and night thinking it's the most funny thing ever.

    He's such a weirdo :rofl:
     
  8. sportsjunkie

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    :rofl: My bf is the farting machine in our relationship. He'll warn me though and I think that's nice but then he just lets them rip

    I however, have yet to fart in front of him. There were times when I told him "I have to fart" and he'll just tell me to do it, but I get so shy or something i dunno :rofl:
     
  9. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :rofl: I say the same thing. Like if we both eat ice cream and he farts and we laugh about it I'll for some reason announce that I might have to and he'll always say "do it!" and sometimes tickle me.....but then I shy up and wont do it :dunno:
     
  10. giz

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    my ex farted around me, but only when she was with her brother or cousin :rofl:

    I never did

    One night I woke up thinking her puppy pooped on the bed. I woke her up (which she hates :rofl:) and said "it smells like lemony poop, Edward woke me up with his lemony poop" we searched and didn't find anything :rofl:

    about a month later, we went out and the valet couldn't open my doors (lock is fidgety). she could tell I was embarrassed and said "don't be embarrassed, at least you didn't wake me up with lemony farts like I did you" :bowrofl: it was her the whole time.
     
  11. Deborah

    Deborah Seeing is believing, but I don't want to know.

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    PS :bowdown: to another Falconer poll :mamoru:
     
  13. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    I put yes, but I try not to and when I do I try to keep it away from her as much as possible. I certainly don't let it rip or anything like that. More like silent little poots when I need to shoot one out.
     
  14. Falconer

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    :bowrofl:
     
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    My mom calls it "fluffing" :o :rofl:
     
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    "LAYA, IT'S UNLADY-LIKE TO FLUFF IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, IF YOU EVER HAVE TO FLUFF YOU MUST EXCUSE YOURSELF AND GO TO THE OTHER ROOM!"
     
  17. D7

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    :rofl:
     
  18. antihero

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    have a little class
     
  19. jmezz

    jmezz layin in bed stretchin my pumped quads for hours

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    I think farting is hilarious and it's even more funny when girls rip.

    It took 2years for my gf and I to start farting in front of each other but once it happened we started doing it all the time. :bowrofl:
     
  20. JustaMeThang

    JustaMeThang New Member

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    I held em in for the first 4 years, and then decided if he can, I can.
     
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    :rofl: Holy shit, i've never seen you post.
     
  22. JustaMeThang

    JustaMeThang New Member

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    Only post in threads that hit close to home :rofl:

    Im a busy quiet little bee.
     
  23. FartLighter

    FartLighter Resident Fart Expert OT Supporter

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    I could never be with a girl that I couldn't fart in front of
     
  24. giz

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    bubble here

    Tyler, don't bubble on on your brother! :rofl:
     
  25. Lucky Penny

    Lucky Penny Mr. cut me some slack cause I don't wanna go back,

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