MMA the troll thread

Discussion in 'OT Bar' started by Kuet, Nov 20, 2008.

  1. Kuet

    Kuet New Member

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    ok guys, so first off when i was around it was teh awesome. This guy was a fucking retard, but at least he was somewhat comical.
    Next came a whole bunch of new people that didnt last too long after a few days/weeks of trolling hard.

    Then lately we had phazel, the biggest idiot of them all. He talked MAD shit and got banned for not being able to prove a single thing about what he was talking about.

    Now i havent minded Joecool for a while now, in fact i might say he ws tolerable LATELY.

    But the recent shit he has been posting has been borderline retarded troll, Scirone, Tiger ....??? In the works.....

    Can you guys just tell him to tone it down of just gtfo and stfu already? im pretty damn sure 98% of the cage will agree with me.

    this thread is dedicated to all the trolls ( hey i was one when i first started out here too )

    so lets find some old quotes and all have a good laugh. Cause in the heat of the moment they annoy you with their stupidity, but once its all said and done really the joke is on them. I expect myself to :rofl:
    ...kinda wish hummungus was here.
     
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  2. Jeebus

    Jeebus Well-Known Member

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    Tone down the disrespect bro, or he will fabricate street fighting stories at you.
     
  3. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    i miss humnungus :(
     
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    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    i dont mind joe cool. he says some stupid stuff sometimes though, and it seems the only reason he knows about mma is brock lesnar :o
     
  5. SCirone

    SCirone Moderator

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    Joe_Cool believes what he says from what I can tell so there isn't any real reason to say he is trolling
     
  6. TheEspionage

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  7. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    You don't have to agree with what I say. It's no skin off my back.

    The bolded part is about the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen you post, though.
     
  8. Joshua

    Joshua ambition over everything OT Supporter

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  9. Kuet

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    well then, i just have to say he really is an idiot then.
     
  10. Kuet

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    i dont have to agree with what you say, and i dont for the most part. Like the shit about fedor ducking randy and mirko, that a fight could just happen so easily like that is simply retarded. Im not getting into details, and i dont care if you post something about brock cause thats how you FEEL about him- you want to suck his cock; thats kinda gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.

    Its more when you try and state facts like it would be so simple for fedor just to sign a 1-2 fight contract with the ufc just to fight randy, that he hand picks his opponents and ducking mirko. I dont even know where you come to these conclusions, but they are simply from ignorance.
    do you read your post for spelling mistakes ?? if you do then you should pay attention to what you say too budword


    oh and your blantant nuthuggery of brock is also kind of annoying as well.
     
  11. Sylva

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    Kuet, stop being gay.

    BJ Penn >*
     
  12. Kuet

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    GSP :mad:
     
  13. Kuet

    Kuet New Member

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    seriously , have you been reading this shit though?? and he is a mod :dunno:
     
  14. Sylva

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    So he's posting his opinion. Big deal.

    Guess I don't see the problem.

    BJ Penn >*
     
  15. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    I'm not here to impress you.

    It's funny that you find me "tolerable" until you notice me not sucking Fedor's cock. :rofl:

    I'll help you out. Here are some of the stupid things I've said:

    That the UFC has gone totally away from what it was originally intended to be.
    That Arlovski is a better fighter with the beard than without. :mamoru:
    That Tim Sylvia was worthless and shouldn't be champion.
    That St Pierre would beat Hughes at UFC 65.
    That Ortiz had no chance against Liddell.
    That Couture would embarrass Tim Sylvia.
    That Crocop would KO Gonzaka. :uh:
    That Chuck liddell would beat Quinton Jackson. :uh:
    That Gonzaga isn't half the fighter Couture is.
    That Koscheck had a chance against St Pierre :uh:
    That Forrest would beat Shogun.
    That Diego Sanchez was overrated and Jon Fitch would beat him up.
    That St Pierre lost to Serra because he was looking past the fight, and would destroy him at the rematch.
    That Lesnar would completely shake up the UFC Heavyweight division and be champion in short order.

    Oh yeah, and that Fedor isn't a god.
     
  16. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    :rofl: When Lesnar gets clowned and exposed as a fraud, you can call me a nuthugger. As long as I keep being right about what a phenomenal athlete he is and how he keeps steadily improving as a fighter, I'm going to go ahead and call it "stating facts".
     
  17. SCirone

    SCirone Moderator

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    And Joe_Cool was around before Brock was in MMA
     
  18. Kuet

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    1. agreed
    2. agreed
    3.agreed
    4.agreed
    5.disagreed
    6.agreed
    7.agreed
    8.agreed
    9.he still does, barring he isnt cut
    10.hell no
    11.agreed
    12.hell no
    13.you did say that and i didnt agree.
    14. fedor is NOT a god, but he doesnt duck people either :hsugh: and for the millionth time Fedor/ Brock will never happen and its NOT because anybody is ducking anybody as you seem to think.

    Thats great, if you posted all that to be true, ill take your word for it, good for you.

    A fighter who has a 50/50 record looks good when you only mention his wins too.

    Im done with you- your like a woman on her period, there is no point.

    All i wanted was some old teh awesome quotes and phazel. Its funny now cause they are gone.
     
  19. Kuet

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    IM NOT SAYING HE IS A FRAUD YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
    Do people say semmy shilt is a fraud for being so tall in k1 ?? NO.
    do they see him as being a genetic freak of nature that only needs decent amount of skill to win 99% of his fights? MAYBE

    Brock IS good. I never said he was a fraud.
    The way you talk about him though is that he has all the skill in the world, that he is the best.
    He doesnt need to be that skilled other than @ wrestling which he already has.
    His striking is SHIT. It just so happens when your that big no matter what you hit hard. ( bob sapp anyone? )

    he has NO sub game.

    He is HUGE. FAST. STRONG.

    And is a force to be reckoned with- same as semmy.
    Same to an extent tim just cause how bog they are.
     
  20. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    If I say he has all the skill in the world, how could I always say he improves every time he fights? Is he infinity+1 skilled now? You're not even making sense.

    He knocked out the heavyweight champion. He broke Herring's face with one shot. He may not "float like a butterfly and sting like a bee", but his striking doesn't suck. That's just a dumb thing to say.

    And you say this based on what? Because he didn't finish Herring? Guess what - neither did Nogueira. I guess he has no sub game, either.

    Great. This has what to do with me being a nuthugger?
     
  21. Kuet

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    He does improve everytime we see him. He is working with paulson.

    If bob sapp hit randy, or heath as example the same would have happened.

    A ko artist doesnt always finish a fight by ko either- dont use extreme examples you fuck.

    And your being a nuthugger cause you think brock is SO GOOD fedor wont fight him- it has NOTHING to do with fedor.


    I wonder what kind of person you are in the "real" world.
    Your just taking things i say and giving it your own person demented twist.

    ok, seriously, you won the internet battle with me, good fucking job, you win -i forfeit !!!! now please shut up.
     
  22. Kuet

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    oh and he will beat noguiera too- i think nog has been looking like shit ever since the ufc.
     
  23. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    What the hell is it with guys who were dominant in Pride coming to UFC and getting their dicks knocked in the dirt? Was the competition in Pride overrated? Or was the competition in the UFC UNDERrated? There's no way a cage made THAT much of a difference.

    I honestly thought a bunch of the Pride guys were going to run roughshod through the UFC, but with one or two notable exceptions, they all got their asses kicked and disappeared, or vanished into the crowd. Jackson and W. Silva are the only ones who are really making a show (off the top of my head, at least).
     
  24. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    Right. I didn't pick Herring for a specific reason or anything... It definitely had nothing to do with the fact that they both fought the same guy to a decision. :hsugh:

    You're so fucking rabid about hating me that you're going off half-cocked and talking shit without even thinking. And you didn't even answer my question. On what do you base your claim that Lesnar has no sub game? Is it, in fact, the Herring fight?

    :rofl: Relax, Frankie goes to Hollywood. You know, they make decaf that tastes just as good as the real thing.
     
  25. AK-47

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    i never read any of joe_cools replies because they are really long. I only read the one sentence ones. You need cliffs on all your posts dude
     

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