The sucking your own dick poll

Discussion in 'Archives' started by Scottwax, May 10, 2001.

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If you could suck your own dick, would you:

Poll closed May 17, 2001.
  1. Swallow

    5 vote(s)
    8.2%
  2. Spit

    5 vote(s)
    8.2%
  3. Gargle

    2 vote(s)
    3.3%
  4. Ron Jeremy can-he's my idol

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  5. Even if I could, I wouldn't

    30 vote(s)
    49.2%
  6. It doesn't matter, I just wish I could

    18 vote(s)
    29.5%
  1. Scottwax

    Scottwax Making detailing great again! Moderator

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    Okay, if you could actually suck your own dick, what would be your plan of attack and clean-up?
     
  2. accord5gen

    accord5gen Guest

    that's really gross
     
  3. Guest

    Guest Guest

    What the hell is wrong with you?:rolleyes: :mad: :confused:
     
  4. Scottwax

    Scottwax Making detailing great again! Moderator

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    It's a legitimate question. Maybe a post for the ladies if they could eat themselves out?

    It's just a joke, dammit :big grin:
     
  5. XSuROsISX

    XSuROsISX Guest

    i'd spit it in your moms face....:big grin:
     
  6. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Once in high school I had a dream where I could do it. It was fucking awesome! :biggthump
     
  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Its either like:
    1) Having a guy suck your dick.
    2) Sucking a guy's dick

    Either way you look at it, its just wrong.
     
  8. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Then howcome all the animals that can reach are always licking their balzz? I think it would be like turbo-whacking.
     
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    animals also piss everywhere to mark their territory, doesn't mean we should do it.:confused:
     
  10. phatmonky

    phatmonky Guest

    :cool: :cool: :biggthump
     
  11. Guest

    Guest Guest

    if only dreams came true.......
     
  12. gross, if you would suck your own dick that means you like to suck dick....gross
     
  13. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Ok....that's just stupid - you play with your dick don't you??? So does that mean you like to jack off other guys?? No.
    If you are willing to play with it why wouldn't you be willing to suck it??
     
  14. Mr C

    Mr C Guest

    Your a sick ass!:dark:
     
  15. phatmonky

    phatmonky Guest

    If you masturbate you liek to give handjobs GROSS :rolleyes: :FAWK:
     
  16. point taken...
     
  17. Guest

    Guest Guest

    LOL if you wanted to be that small minded about it you could say t he same thing about wiping your ass, would that mean you like to be wiping other guys asses LOL

    quote from "coming to america" w/ eddie murphy

    WIPERS clap clap :)
     
  18. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Gross fucking idiot
     
  19. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Its not that bad... it feels better than senselessly beating the shit out of it. Especially when you do it in the shower: :O
     
  20. Guest

    Guest Guest

    damn you must be pretty flexible. can't believe you registered just to share that tidbit with us :big grin:
     
  21. Scottwax

    Scottwax Making detailing great again! Moderator

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    Damn, 330 views in just one day? Shit, I was just joking around!

    Yeah, I mean if you are willing to jerk off, why wouldn't you give yourself head if you could? Unless you start sucking off other guys, it wouldn't be gay, just like jerking off isn't gay-as long as it is your dick you are jerking off.

    Besides, clean-up would be easier-no lube, and if you swallowed it all, nothing to wipe up!
     
  22. Guest

    Guest Guest

    If i could eat myself out, i would not leave the house ;)
     
  23. awesomeOrson

    awesomeOrson Guest

    I still don't think I'd suck my own dick. I mean, there's a big difference between my hand and my mouth. No thanks.

    Besides, it would kill my back.
     
  24. Mr C

    Mr C Guest

    :eek: :eek2: Hondahtr
     
  25. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Well, its true!!! It feels DAYAM good when my bf does it, and i know ALL the right places for myself, who should i leave the house? All i would need is a towel...
     

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