the shits with caffeine

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  1. july23rd1989

    july23rd1989 Blood for Lube

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    Never really been a coffee drinker, but I remember now why. Today I did some cardio in the morning on an empty stomach. I took 200mg of caffeine, waited 30mins, then did an hour run. After getting home I spent a good hour on the toilet. Had the exact same results under the same circumstances last week.

    So my question is, does anyone share my caffeine shits, and if so, do you know any tricks to reduce/eliminate it? I take caffeine with some food before my workouts in the evening, and am usually fine. I like doing cardio on an empty stomach though, so is their any alternatives? Would a couple scoops of fiber in the morning help? Apprently caffeine intolerance isn't that common, so it may just be the Illuminati getting back at me, threw the "brown note" in my ipod or something :x:.
     
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    Caffine stimulates peristalsis in the bowels which either makes you just poop or have horrific shits, depending on the circumstances. (amount of caffine and in what amount of time)
     
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    i eat 2 spoons of peanut butter before i drink coffee or energy drink high in caffeine in in the morning

    it mostly happens on an empty stomach
     
  4. 4cd-Air

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    may be their way of keeping you tired and beat down?

    doesn't happen to me though

    IB I'm the illuminati
     
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    The Illuminati has you. You were genetically bred to be less efficient at handling caffeine. The lack of caffeine then makes you less efficient at day to day activities and work. This then leads to a less productive, less energetic, and overall a worker with less potential. This then means you are ultimately held down by the government, unable to climb the ladder and be anything more than a slave to your surroundings.

    You belong to us..

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  7. july23rd1989

    july23rd1989 Blood for Lube

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    :rofl:

    Pb sounds good though, I'll try that out.
     
  8. BoypussY

    BoypussY game over.

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    i actually enjoy the shits.
     
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    i totally enjoy taking a big long shit, its a part of my day. i take a motorbike magazine in there and sit for half an hour and chill the fuck out. however, having the shits sucks
     
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