MMA The ripper presents the cage with a gift

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  1. The Ripper

    The Ripper New Member

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    Advice on any topic what so ever from dating to getting your prostate milked. GO!

    Ill start off with some advice that is quite common, how do I get a bitch to grind on my dick in a club.

    I have a method for getting bitches to grind on my dick in the club.

    1. you find a mamal of interest
    2. you slowly move through the crowd to scope out range
    3. when you are in scope out range check for her bf/hating bff etc you want to see whats going on before you move in. Also this would be a good time to make sure the lighting/distance didnt play tricks on you
    4. begin the bounce and move towards this hoe try to synch your crotch area to her ass
    5. place your arm on her hip as to let her know "hey my dick is gonna start rubbing on your ass"
    6. insert your crotch inbetween ass cheeks
    7. let the dry hump begin
     
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    Savage5point0 Im an asshole.

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    I hope youre drunk.
     
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    calteg Those who would sacrifice personal liberty for sec OT Supporter

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    I can't see how that could possibly go wrong
     
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    im at work so no, buzzed
     
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    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    Anymore midget stories?
     
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    wtf I told you about the midget chick I went to school with haha
     
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    how do you fix a gap in your teeth?
     
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    how does one not look like a down-syndrome frank mir?
     
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    what kind of fencemask do you recommend?
     
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    can you teach me one of the thousand-million bjj moves that you know?
     
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    adrenalin112 outta nowhere :rofl:
     
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    its not really a gap so much as its sort of angled but your really on that so go fuck yourself and find a bitch to fuck you or some shit.

    none what so ever. After further experementation with the fencing mask I realised it fucking sucked and got some title boxing head gear. The fencing mask was engineered like ass and I would get bruises in places I wasnt even hit. Plus it made for more concussive blows so you got rocked alot easier with it
     
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    you can try the hommo plata
     
  16. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I still can't believe you thought it would work. Can I borrow it to enter to the fight with Phazel? lol
     
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    i mean I thought I would be able to use it and be able to go balls to the walls and shit. It had its advantages but the disadvantages were far greater.

    Advantages
    -you can go a little harder with out your face looking like roast beef the next day
    -advantage the tunnel vision actually helps your reaction time when you take that crap off

    disadvantages
    -the sparring sessions turn less technical and more brawler style
    -the head gear can cause damage
    -it fucks with your range because it gives your opponent an extra 3 inches of range for head shots
    - every time you get hit it feels like your a bobble head
    - it moves all over the place no matter how tight it is
    -when your rolling its just ass
    -hard to breahe
    -every one looks at you like a retard when you use it
     
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    What would it take for you to stop making shitty threads?
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    oh, and invisalign will help with your grill dawg. :bigthumb:
     
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    i dont get why he just didnt fight phazel, theyre both in south florida.
     
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    this is what happens when you let a redneck use teh intarwebz.
     
  22. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I think he moved now, he's up in the Midwest/East coast or something. I'm still disappointed that Ben didn't take the fight. I understand, but at the same time, I feel let down. I hope he doesn't screw me when I fly down there lol. I'll really want to hunt him down then.
     
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    hes in north florida and our state is fucking huge its like comparing nor cal to socal. We are at the very fucking bottom and phazel is at the tip. Its the equivalent of driving from san diego to napa
     
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    eh, its only 9 hours, that'd make for a nice road trip. :wiggle::mamoru:
     
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    yeah some people have jobs/gf/lives etc
     
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