FRK The really really really bad porn club.

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  1. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    You know what renting porn is like. Most of the time you have to rent 3 to find 1 with a few scenes worth watching.
    At $5 or so a rental it can become expensive pretty fast.

    The local shops are always blowing out extra movies at like $9 a pop.

    So sometimes I find myself thinking, hmmmm, 5 to rent, 9 to buy....

    What happens is I end up with total crap.

    Ugly people
    no sound
    The occasional crack house exploding in the background.
    ("didjoo ear sumpin luv?...nevmine...Ohhh...Unf!")

    Y'know, just really really bad porn.

    How many of you have some really really bad porn that you just can't seem to throw away.
    (or feel guilty selling or giving away because it's sooooo bad.)
     
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    Yeah, I know what you mean. The good stuff is really hard to cum by. :)
    Especially the stuff for couples. What I can't understand is... why do they have to waste my time with all of the gay story lines?

    Lady "Oh my tv is broken. Better call the cable guy"

    Cable guy "I am here. How YOU doin?"

    Lady "I am good. Wanna see my thong?"

    All of the bad acting just distracts me.


    Anyway, to answer your question... I can't bring myself to throw away any of the bad stuff either. My collection is still too small. I still need to build before I can be too choosy
     
  3. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    haha

    "I came to fix the copier, but couldn't cause people were having sex on it.."

    What kinda "couple" stuff are you looking for?
     
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    worst one i saw.. it had a screwed version of Amazing Grace and the actors where all dressed like indians. lol..
     
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    Yeah, it sucks renting. I rarely ever do. I NEVER buy them thats for sure. All crap.
     
  6. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    Nope, not all.

    I can highly recomend any "shanes world" between volumes 1-8 when the real Shane was still involved. No one I've ever suggested these too has had any bad comments. And Naughty, I highly recomend these as good "couple" material.

    volumes 9 - 8 million are a crapshoot.
     
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    Thanks, 420!!!! :kiss:
    I have a membership at a place called First Amendment here, and I asked the cashiers the same question and they all said things along the lines of... "duh... how bout some Jenna Jamison?"
     
  8. Smoked

    Smoked $5.50? Man fuck the avatar...how about you just sh

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    Shane married a rock star and stopped starring and started producing instead.
    She lost a legal battle for control of her business and now all the "shanes world" stuff really has nothing to do with her.

    But 1-8 was right after her and seymour butts broke up, and it's all primo reality dirty little whores type fucking.

    No stupid plot lines.

    She'd just get a bunch of her friends together and they'd go skiing, and fucking, or skydiving, and fucking, party, and fucking...

    Great stuff, and it feels real.

    Other than the Paris hilton video, these are the only permanent movies in my collection.
     
  9. Lad

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    Any other suggestions for good "couples" movies?.... Maybe some with a tad bit of kink to them, but not whips, chains, and strap-ons?...
     
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    I love cheesy porn with a bad story line, it's just fucking hysterical
     
  11. Dirk Diggler

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    THe pron shop upo the street fomr me has high qulaity porn to rent. 45.00 for a flik (at that price it better be good) 5.50 to rent.
     
  12. Smoked

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    That's about what it costs here too.
    There's quality stuff, but there's a lot of crap too.
     
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    true, I do get a good laugh.... but if I was really looking for a laugh, I would be looking for movies with Jim Carrey, not Dick Hairy or (insert your fav porn star's name here)
     
  14. Tornado6

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    Our rental place is great! They have .99 rentals on Tuesday and Thursday (which covers everything but new releases.) Every other night it is $1.99. They have everything very well sorted, they get in 35 new titles every week, they have a small toy section with none of that bachelorette party crap that just takes up space, and the people who work there are really helpful.

    It also helps to read up on the internet ahead of time about certain titles. Find a reviewer that you agree with. Although I really do enjoy the really really bad porn for it's "entertainment" value from time to time.

    We have a Shane's World that I'd LOVE to get rid of. It's #25. It's so stupid, and there is almost no sex in it at all. After that one attempt, I'm pretty sure we'll never buy porn again. Renting and the internet are really all we need. Oh, but Shane was so fun to watch. I remember one scene with a sex swing, a purple strap-on, a hot pink thong, and a big British blonde. :naughty:

    I love Manuel Ferrara. He started out doing Europorn with Rocco Siffredi. If you find any of the newer movies that he's directed on his own, you've probably found some girl-friendly porn. (Unless she's very anti-anal.) He really fucks good, looks good on camera, and he's kinda funny. http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?p=33454567#post33454567
     
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  15. Smoked

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    Ayup, anything after 8 starts sucking worse and worse.

    That would be Yvonne, her girlfriend.
    I believe she still films occasionally.
     
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    ...come to think of it, it was Shane and Seymour. I wonder what movie it was. Argh, they all run together. They were a fun couple to watch.
     
  17. Heyhey

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    i hate buying those 4 hour videos of compilations from 2-5 years ago. I've found that if you get the ones that are only an hour and a half long are the really good ones. Plus its good to get a review like someone had mentioned above prior to getting the movie.
     
  18. Smoked

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    Not to nitpick, but I'm specifically talking about the cheap impulse buys.

    Seriously.

    If you pick up a $9 movie, go home and research it, then go back and buy it, you need a hobby.
     
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    Tornado6 When the wind set down in funnel form and pulled y

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    If it was any good, it probably wouldn't be $9.00 to begin with. Bargin-bin porn. One of these days you're going to get the silent movie version of these two.

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    And yea, I want copies :o
     
  20. Smoked

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    I was gonna say, that looks pretty good!
     
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    Internet porn is betta.
     
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    I have about 9 gigs on my hd.
     
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    My chick, LOVES all the Andrew Blake stuff.
     

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