The Perfect Night.

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  1. Guest

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    Here we go it is the perfect night. I am driving back home after a long hour and thirty minutes of City Jazz. It is Phoenix Arizona and I it is 8:30. There is a nice cool breeze in the air. I am driving on third street all the way home. There are barely any cars on the road. All the lights are green. Keep in mind 3rd street is just paralell to downtown where all the buildings are on central. I am listening to my favorite song Nelly Number One, with the windows rolled down on my red 96 f-150. I am cruising and I see the buildings slowly swoop by it is the best feeling in the world. ALL of the sudden a green 99 honda civic zooms by... I am all like listen to me you fool you can't ruin my night. Me being a v8 and according to his hub cap types he is a v4 have got to try and race this dude for ruining my relaxing time. Im in the lane next to the left turn and he is two lanes to my right. All of the suddena passat squeks up. I am like ahhh crap not two people to embarrass. So they are all reving their engines and I was like "Hehehe There's the gay denny's" (7th street. and camelback). The lights green when I turn back and their off. I floor it and pass up the passat. Hey its all in the name PASSat. The civic is standard and I am coming up on it. Then he switches into second gear and I hear his intake blast off which I am suprised by. He looked to me like all show and no go. He blasts and I floor it more. My v8 sounds like an f-16. I am just about to pass him up when I realize shiiiiitttt that was my turnnn. Fuck! So I Flip him off just in time to see that he is about 55 years of age and me being a 16 year old teenager the Flipping of the bird is standard. I slow down from 100 to 40 and make a turn at the next road feeling good that I beat the passat and got up to the civic just in time to see the driver was almost 4 times my age.


    From a viewpoint of Mike Sotelo.
    Got a perfect night? Feel free to share i'm pretty interested.
     
  2. Kracka

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    Damn Crazy snowbirds!!! :bigthumb:
     
  3. AznRyda

    AznRyda キモかわいい!

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    first thing, street racing is gay. :down:

    secondly, all civics are I-4's. None come with 6 cylinders and there is no such thing as a v-4 engine.

    I doubt they were racing you, and even if they were, why would they be idiotic enough to go up to 100 on regular streets?

    If some guy was 4 times your age, I doubt he would modify his car anyways, so why would he even have anything but stock parts?

    Then why would you flip them off at the end for no reason? They weren't even instigating anything with you. Either of those cars would have womped on you if they were trying. You have a what? 17+ second 1/4 mile time? even the crappiest manual civic could beat you, so I don't know what you are talking about when you think you are just going to "embarass" those other cars.

    Then you say that his car is "all show and no go" it didn't seem like he had a lot of exterior parts that would make him "show" in the first place. and weren't you the one that wanted euro tails and neon tubing? Oh yeah, you are all "go".

    This thread is quite :greddy: I'm suprised people haven't ripped you apart for doing something so dumb and immature.
     
  4. Guest

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    obviosly asian so called rider..doesn't know much about suvs and trucks compared to those little cars. some of those cars i agree are fast but even my 92 explorer can take a 4cylinder accord..my explorer is pretty much bone stock too..just a stupid little k&n filter..

    i highly doubt that he hit a 100 on the street but could be possible..the kid is 16 too so he will be immature
     
  5. AznRyda

    AznRyda キモかわいい!

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    you are talking about a 4 cylinder accord. that's incredibly slow already. regardless, manual 4 cylinder cars still do alright for themselves. so I doubt any "blowing away" will be done unless you have a faster truck or suv to begin with.

    and me not knowing about trucks or suvs? I drove a 99 toyota tacoma for a year and I liked that truck a lot. in some respects it's funner than my toyota celica. but I digress, I don't think I'm ignorant of the capabilities of trucks and suv's. I commented on that truck in that particular situation against those particular cars. :uh:
     
  6. Guest

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    dude thanh. Why do you have to be such an asshole.. If I ask you to pick apart my story Then do it but I dont need you putting in all the technicalities for me and it looked like all show to me considering he had neon lights and indiglo meters and white wheels. Why dont you get off your fat little vietnam as and do some exercise instead of criticizing people on off topic all day. Why dont you study since you go to such a prestigious school, U of A ha!
     
  7. Guest

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    dude thanh. Why do you have to be such an asshole.. If I ask you to pick apart my story Then do it but I dont need you putting in all the technicalities for me and it looked like all show to me considering he had neon lights and indiglo meters and white wheels. Why dont you get off your fat little vietnam ass and do some exercise instead of criticizing people on off topic all day. Why dont you study since you go to such a prestigious school, U of A ha!
     
  8. AznRyda

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    dood, your whole story is gay as hell. it just shows what a little kid you are and how dumb and immature you are. I didn't have too pick it apart, but I decided to, because I wanted to exemplify your stupidity. if you have trouble taking criticism, why don't you just stay inside your house and put your fingers in your ears. no bad men will go and hurt you anymore.

    fat and vietnamese. wow. I'm so hurt by this. :o are those the only insults you can come up with? Is your imagination that limited that you have to resort to the same insults time after time? and big deal if I go to U of A. I know I am more intelligent than you, and I know that there is no way you will ever come close to my academic level. So I chose to go to a shittier school, at least I have the potential to go some place better if I wanted to. You'll just be stuck in your rut of stupidity all your life getting offended if someone says anything negative to you.

    :p learn to articulate and insult better. go to school and try to learn something for once. stop sitting in the corner and masturbating underneath the desk.
     
  9. Guest

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    Im not the one who got caught looking at gay porno by my mom.
     
  10. AznRyda

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    haha you dumb little boy. I copied and pasted that story from off-topic. it was posted by rliu as a joke. obviously you were too dumb back then to realize what's real and what's not. :rofl:

    I know you go and try to spread that information to other people so it would make your homosexuality seem less flamboyant. :o it doesn't fool me. :big grin:
     
  11. Guest

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    How could you possibly think Im homosexual. Youve met me once at best buy for only but a minute. I thought you were a terribly smart person who doesn't act off assumptions.
     
  12. BIGBALLS

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    what a dumb pos this shinobin89 is, sounds like an f16, fast as a turtle, gimme a fuggin break. so you beat a passat and a civic, whatta want, a blowjob from your boyfriend :rolleyes:

    little faggot should be bitchslapped, wouldn't flip someone off to their face.
     
  13. Guest

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    What can I say you guys dont seem to like my post so dont read it. It was a good night to me and I could care less what you think.
     
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  16. Wolvrin704

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    **WARNING**

    Enough is enough. This is not the OT forum, we like to keep our disagreements civil. ANymore of this and I'm locking the thread. SO behave yourselves.
     
  17. Limited Slip

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    asian on asian violence! :o
     
  18. idontgiveashit

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    Damn....believe the poor guy, he raced a passat and a civic. It isnt that hard to smoke either. Well maybe if he had a VTEC sticker it would have been different. 4banger against a 351 hmmmm.....:fawk:
     
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    a 351 in a 5000lb truck with an auto tranny, not geard for performance, and not set up for HP, but instead for Low end torque.... A civic Si would beat it. I raced an F150 before.. and it DID beat me... however I wasnt really paying attention, and he got a full second jump on me, but it seemd that he would have pulled on me anyhow. I would have put him in the mid to low 16's in the 1/4 mile... not fast at all.... ( yes my car is very slow)
     
  20. BIGBALLS

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    I liked it alot, it should be saved under the "ghey archives" so whenever I want to laugh, I could just refer to your cheesy post. Did you have a good morning also, mommy make you breakfast :rofl:
     
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    I had a good night, too. Last night, I smoked two fat chicks in a Hyundai Elantra, and an old guy on a mountain bike. Damn, that bike was all show and not go. Just to prove how cool I am, I flipped them off as I went by.
     
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    I like your idea. I may end up putting it there.
     
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