GUN The Official Collection of my "Glock Safety" posts

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  1. footratfunkface

    footratfunkface New Member

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    in chronological order, here are my repeated warnings to you guys about how all glocks do is blow up. i really hope this gets your attention, and maybe saves at least one person from the horrors i've experienced at the hands of that bastard Gaston Glock. context may be absent, but here's my consolidated glock postings:

     
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    Platinum_Thunder Reliability for life and liberty

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    man you are so funny!
     
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    7 First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire.

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    yeah, i put that together for the people who weren't around when nycmatt and realfastv6 joined, and gave me all sorts of hell for shit. when nycmatt started posting "all glocks do is blow up," all over the place, i decided to mock him. and it went from there.
     
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    RealFastV6 OMFGh4x0rzZ!!111

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    :bowdown: :rofl: :bowdown: :rofl:
     
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    RealFastV6 OMFGh4x0rzZ!!111

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    I know all they do is blow up. I have 2 of them. I leave one by the door so that if someone breaks in, they'll see it. Then when I confront them with my AK they'll blow themself up trying to shoot me with the Glock.

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    That's great, mine have never blown up, but to each his own :dunno:

    disclaimer: I didn't read any of them :o
     
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    RealFastV6 OMFGh4x0rzZ!!111

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    They don't send Cops the ones that blow up. They just send Cops the ones that fire automatically when you're trying to holster the gun durring qualification.

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    yeah, once again, it's the photosensitive finish on glocks, but engineered for a different purpose. instead of blowing up when it senses an increase in light, it fires by itself when it senses a decrease in light, such as that caused by holstering the glock. in NYC, where cops were having lots of problems with glocks going off by themselves, the police requested a different trigger, thinking officers were pulling the trigger too easily. that was not the case. what was happening is that because of the skyscrapers and the way the sun travels in the sky, and all the shadows related to the relationship betwixt the two, officers would have their glocks drawn, but would walk into a dark shadow next to a building, and the gun would just go off. glock did put a heavier trigger on the NYC pistols, but in addition do the new york trigger, they added the new york finish. it allows the glock to be carried in the open from full sunlight into a dark shadow without firing by itself. this way, one can be assured that the ONLY way it'll fire by itself is when you reholster it, putting it in complete darkness.
     
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    Platinum_Thunder Reliability for life and liberty

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    :rofl:

    or when the slide gets pulled back enough that is doesn't go bang :rofl::o
     

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