the new superman movie is going to be ridiculous

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  1. Offender

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    may be a repost but i searched.

    johnny depp is probably one of the best character actors we have, but he is no lex luther. and beyonce.. jesus christ, why would she even audition for that role? fuck.. hopefully it turns out to be bullshit or this movie never gets made like the last 3 ideas or whatever.

    taken from aintitcoolnews.com, more often then not they get the right information.

    The Latest Series of Disasters To Plague SUPERMAN!
    Hey folks, Harry here... Ok, you probably caught the news that was spreading like wildfire back around the time of that Fangoria Convention, where Selma Blair stated that she was "THIS CLOSE" to signing on to become Lois Lane. Ahhhh, things seemed so correct back then. A quality dramatic actress that completely looked like Lois Lane has always looked. There was much jubilation.
    Last night, I got on the phone with a friend of mine that sweeps up around the Warner Lot and is 100% reliable, and I was asking my typical questions, like... How Bad Is Catwoman Going To Suck? and he would laugh and say that it is a freight train of shit without brakes. And on a lark I said, "Heard anything about SUPERMAN?" And there was silence.
    "Hello..."
    I heard a cough, "Well, it ain't Selma Blair anymore." I expressed my utter disappointment, and countered with asking who it was, "Beyonce Knowles." I was kinda silent for a bit. "Have you heard who's playing Lex Luthor?" he asked me. "No" -- That's when he says, "Johnny Depp." Aaaaaah FUCK!
    Ok, can you see what's happening here. They're not making the great SUPERMAN movie, they're making the hip and pop and garbage version. I love Johnny Depp, but he's wrong for Lex Luthor. Lex doesn't need to be funny or quirky. He needs to be calculating, charming and cold. Somebody like a shaved headed version of Ralph Fiennes. And Lois Lane, you don't throw away nearly 70 years of programming that Lois Lane is a small lithe brunette that wears wonderous buisness suits. Beyonce is COMPLETELY WRONG FOR THE PART! You need an actress, not a fucking PEPSI COMMERCIAL POP TART!
    Great. So we're gonna get a great Christopher Nolan BATMAN movie, and a shitty SUPERMAN movie. Fucking great. Assholes.




    cliffnotes: johnny depp as lex luther and beyonce as lois lane.
     
  2. Whojive

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    beyonce :wtf: superman can't lift that bigass and fly
    flyin her around and superman will end up in a wheelchair
     
  3. Un-Kut

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    Johnny Depp is too attractive to be Lex
     
  4. NomaN

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    Kevin Smith should make Superman. He would do it right. :hs:
     
  5. Vicious

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    hopefully these aren't final...this P.C. shit is well shit
     
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    better yet would be if he could do a justice league movie, but what a shitstorm that would be trying to cast
     
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    hahaha China as wonder woman :ugh:
     
  8. NomaN

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    The thing with movies today is everyone thinks you need a name. When in fact the already have the "Name" the name is Superman. Perhaps you have heard of it.

    I am so sick of getting big name people to play superheros.

    They should get the people that match what is needed for the part.
     
  9. float

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    That would probably be the most kick-ass movie ever. And this Superman movie sounds all wrong. I doubt that's the cast, but only time will tell.
     
  10. bLaNK*

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    the new Superchair movie is gonna suck
     
  11. Blackthorn

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    Christopher Reeve wasn't a big name when he made Superman.
     
  12. Vicious

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    i dont' know why, but that made me laugh....a lot
     
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    Louis Lane is white, Beyonce is black.

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO.
     
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    the punisher = no name dude it looks infinately better than hulk or DD
     
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    oh i feel the same way, at least with batman they didn't go for who's "hot" at the moment and instead chose christian bale cause he fits the part
     
  16. JeTmAn

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    Don't be a ponce, Beyonce and Johnny haven't even been cast, and I doubt they ever will be. Personally, I think this whole project is doomed to development hell (do you know how many times they've switched directors?)
     
  17. bLaNK*

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    yeah i know. she wouldve been perfect as Hulk. no need for CGI.
     
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    yeah, they threw in a black guy as green lantern in the Justice league cartoon, but at least they made it make sense
     
  19. NomaN

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    Exactly.
     
  20. how is beyonce doing lois lane? Lois lane was white.
     
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    sweet. maybe they'll do some of those cool "bullet time" effects like in that Matrix movie everyone is talking about!
     
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    they picked Beyonce because she's black, otherwise the movie would be labeled racist. :hs:
     
  23. NomaN

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    Christian Bale as Batman would fucking Pwn All!!!

    But only if he looked like he did in Amercian Psyco. :o
     
  24. bLaNK*

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    then who will the asian play?

























    oh thats right, this is america, noone gives a flying clusterfuck about asians.
     
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