MIL The Navy didn't take Eva Angelina.. hmm..

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  1. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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  3. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Eva Angelina: How to dodge the draft [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][​IMG]When I heard that Eva Angelina was joining the Navy, I was very sad. When I heard that she wasn't, I was confused. As a service to both you and myself, today I sat down with Eva and found out the scoop.

    "For me, it was always 'Navy or Porn, Navy or Porn'," Angelina said. "So, though I never stopped shooting, in late August I deecided I was going to go into the Navy, but I guess it wasn't meant to be."

    The issue was her tattoo, which reads "I will love you (Gram) always". "The Navy didn't want a tattoo that was visible through a uniform," she said, "So I started to get it removed. Then they said I couldn't have a tattoo that was visible while wearing a t-shirt. Then, because I didn't graduate from a traditional high school, my recruiter told me they wouldn't take me."

    "A traditional high school?" She explained it but I am dim.

    "So there was never anything about your porn career that kept you from going into the Navy?" I saked.

    "Only one of my recruiters knew, and everybody just said 'Deny, deny, deny'."

    Angelina said that at the place she went to get her tattoo removed (it's only a little faded now), there were people getting tattoos should the draft be reinstated.

    "So you can be in porn and get in the Navy but if you have a tattoo you can't?" I asked.

    "You can't deny a tattoo," she said.

    Finally, I was curious if her statement in Whores Don't Wear Panties, the part about starting blowjobs but not finishing them, was true.

    "Yes, it's true," she said.

    "You're a monster."
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  4. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    I hope the base XO findds out you're wasting time on OT
     
  5. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    Eva Angelina also known as Angelina Del Mar (born on March 14, 1985 in Orange County, California as Nicole Francis Clyne)[1] is an American pornographic actress and adult model. Contents

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    She attended Foothill High School (Santa Ana, California) in North Tustin, an unincorporated community in Orange County, California, United States. The school has a mailing address in Santa Ana, but is actually located in the foothills above Tustin, a very wealthy area. She is of Chinese, Irish, English, and Cuban descent. She entered porn in 2003 three months after she turned 18.[2] She has said she was so anxious to be in porn that she started making her own homemade porn videos when she was 13.[2]
    She took a temporary hiatus from porn to try to join the United States Navy[3] between May and November 2004 during which she returned to school and worked at Macaroni Grill [4] in Valencia, California.
    Her return to porn came shortly after her boyfriend Dan Beard committed suicide on 7 November 2004.[2]
    As of January 10, 2007 the IAFD has her credited with performances in 164 DVDs and the Adult Web Movie Database has her listed on 37 different websites covering a wide range of genres.
    In June 2007 she was nominated at the FAME awards for best oral performer and best breasts categories.
     
  6. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    i made this a shitty and confusing thread
     
  7. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    i think the navy just wanted the seamen for themselves
     
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    id set circle william on her if i got the chance...shes pretty damn hot
     
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    someonenew He's Dangerous

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    dog all the hatches :o

    wonder how much time she'd spend air tight:mamoru:
     
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    after a 6 hour general quarters im sure the damnage controlmen will have to plug a pretty large hole in her Aft
     
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    Sharkticon The safest place in combat is on an AEGIS Class Gu

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    Is this real?

    :rofl:

    Talk about someone creating an atmosphere not conducive to good order and discipline.
     
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    i would have mysteriously switched my commission over to a Navy one
     
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    Dutchies OT's resident abortion professor

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    I'd rape her and hide her body in the bilges.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Good to see recruiters make rational decisions every now and then.
     
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    That's pretty funny.
     
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    they might have not been able to recognize her (or just claimed it) but as soon as she got in 75% of the people ive met since ive been in would have made the connection in a fairly short time period, and even shorter after that, working environment would go up in flames...shed just end up getting kicked right out, no doubt with a couple of dudes as well :noes:
     
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    Sharkticon The safest place in combat is on an AEGIS Class Gu

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    Fan room is much better. They are hardly ever checked. :)
     
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    it's weird they would say it was because of tats, because when I was in the only requirement was "no tats visible while wearing a dress uniform"

    Hell I knew a girl who was a piercing/tattoo artist and had all sorts of tats and piercings. My father has a couple. I know so many people with tats etc etc...must've either been a reg change or something deeper than not wanting her to have a tat.

    The lack of diploma didn't help her either:o.
     
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    fuck, there's plenty of people in here with tattoo waivers, arms, chest, etc

    her tattoo didn't seem offensive or anything :dunno:
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    It's obvious they used the tattoo as a loophole to not enlist her. A porn star in the military would be disruptive to a unit. Not worth filling a slot. Anyone that thinks it would be cool to have a porn star isn't seeing the big picture.



    Get it "big picture". Badoom ching.
     
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    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    porn star pen0r reference? :dunno:
     
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    chicks in the navy = not yours


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