The meaning of life is to get laid

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  1. Locus Solus

    Locus Solus New Member

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    My friend saw a television show that attested to the philosophy that "the meaning of life is to get laid." Now he keeps telling me that this is correct and that the reason we work, we go to school, we get a house and we live is to basically get laid. He believes our motivation to live is to get laid basically. He bases this idea on the fact that biological purpose is to reproduce and thus our evolutionary mechanisms pressure us into doing anything we can to do just that whether it be increasing our status through monetary goods or whether it means to sound impressive through education or a prestigious job.

    Now I'm laughing at him because he's only gotten laid once in his life and has never had a GF while constantly trying to get one and it seems to me like he's the epitome of someone putting pussy on a pedestal. He ignores everything I say though and thinks he's right.

    I was just wondering if people in the vaginarium think he's right.

    edit: I think what he means is that in general our primary motivation for everything is to increase our chances of getting laid and not the actual "getting laid" part, per se. So in other words, one works hard in school or at their job to get promoted for the sole benefit of a higher chance of getting laid regardless of how much that guy already has sex.

    another edit: His idea is for men only.
     
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  2. Arkaybee

    Arkaybee New Member

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    I'm sure its in our genetic makeup to procreate. If I remember correctly, biologists have said that only humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure. However, I think your friend needs to stop watching so much porn. That's usually what causes that mentality.
     
  3. JustaMeThang

    JustaMeThang New Member

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    I think your friend is, well, lacking in the intelligence department.

    Im going to get fucked whether Im rich, poor, educated, retarded, etc.
     
  4. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Yeah, that's dumb. Maybe it's the meaning of life for a young horny guy who never gets laid...but not eveyone's :dunno:
     
  5. sportsjunkie

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    maybe he meant that the meaning to life is to get laid so we can produce offspring so the cycle continues

    if i knew before hand that i was gonna live and not have kids ever and i have to find someone to fuck, i'd just end myself
     
  6. BlackIce72

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    The reason isn't the same as the meaning.

    The REASON for life might be closer to the word he's looking for.

    For meaning... well, I'd point to Sartre or Camus or Frankl for good explanation.

    I'm sure he was watching Mystery or someone just as manipulative
     
  7. forgotmyname

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    The meaning of life is to give it all to God.

    Yeah, I know, I went too much to the religious side, but that's my idea.

    Also I believe that is the biggest challenge in life.
     
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    Still striving to give it up (pun intended).
     
  9. 04JETTA

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    It depends on the person but the meaning for everyone is definitly not to get laid
     
  10. Ideotique

    Ideotique Drinking on monday nights does not make me an alco

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    Shit, it's a fun aspect of life (more so than religion, but that's another shitfight for another forum) but there is far more to life and human interaction than that
     
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    I was talking about this at 4am this morning. How everything that I do is for God because that's who shaped my morals and values. I do everything that I think is right and what I believe would please God.
     
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    the meaning of life is not to get laid only, but to reproduce, have offspring
     
  13. Viper

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    I don't know that it's so much "giving all" to God as it more about "returning" to God.

    God don't want your stuff, your life, etc. He just wants you to make it back to him.
     
  14. kiri

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    getting laid is not that difficult. if that were my only goal in life i'd be pretty upset.
     
  15. ForgottenSpiral

    ForgottenSpiral Hope and Irony OT Supporter

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    That's like saying the meaning of life is to eat or breathe. Your friend is an idiot.
     
  16. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :roflw:
     
  17. XaPU!M

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    I agree somewhat, the entire purpose of life is to replicate. Hence why we are so sexually active (though we are bad examples) and why our population has exploded into the billions in the last century, why male bees are only on this world for a few short days just to fuck the queen bee or however it is they knock her up. Why fruit flies only live for 24 hours, but 24 hours after you see the first two you'll see 200 flies, why salmon will cross an ocean and swim up a freaking waterfall hellbent on returning to one specific spot.

    Though the actual meaning of life is whatever the hell you aim to achieve. Getting a house with a white picket fence, and a minivan to drive the kids to soccer practice isn't a way to get laid but a way to help survival of you and your offspring. Having a job helps support your survival... homeless people have a harder time passing on their genes and living to an old age without major health problems.
     
  18. GammaRadiation

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    But how good looking and non crazy are the chicks you are fucking going to be if you are poor or retarded.
     
  19. Viper

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    :bowrofl: @ the GIRLS saying getting laid is not that difficult.

    You're fucking girls. You can go get dick anytime you want it. Right now, you could both walk outside and within in an hour be fucking any guy you want. :rofl:
     
  20. Ramataklan

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    there is no meaning. if you can do what you want whenever you want you got it. not more and not less.
     
  21. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    Exactly, which is why it's certainly not the "meaning of life" for everyone. Just horny guys who can't get laid.
     
  22. Viper

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    Just say "guys" here. That's all you need to say. :mamoru:
     
  23. sportsjunkie

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    that means that a dude must be desperate enough to fuck any girl then...meaning if you go outside, you can find a chick to fuck as well
     
  24. Vysion

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    Guys choose women on looks, women choose on social status, which makes it naturally more difficult for your average guy to get laid.
     
  25. FloppyCock

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    Maybe, but at the same time, do you really doubt that you could walk down to the nearest bar and go home with some swamp moose?
     

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