The main thing I hate about "being into bodybuilding/fitness" *convo*

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  1. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    My idiot "acquaintance" messages me on AIM. goes like this:


    louie (8:20:32 PM): yooo
    GYMTIME27 (8:20:36 PM): sup
    louie(8:20:40 PM): have uy taken anavar
    GYMTIME27 (8:21:29 PM): yeah...
    GYMTIME27 (8:21:44 PM): not by itself though?
    GYMTIME27 (8:21:50 PM): not something you take alone
    louie (8:22:50 PM): bro i got some shit from my boy
    louie (8:22:54 PM): i took one pill this morning
    louie (8:23:17 PM): and i was sweating my hear was pounding and my hands were shaking like crazy
    louie (8:23:24 PM): i thought i was having a nervouse breakdown
    GYMTIME27 (8:23:28 PM): from "anavar"? are you retarded bro?
    louie (8:23:29 PM): i was buggin out at work
    louie (8:23:31 PM): i through up
    louie (8:23:36 PM): thats what he said yeah
    GYMTIME27 (8:23:38 PM): guess what
    GYMTIME27 (8:23:39 PM): you didnt get anavar
    GYMTIME27 (8:23:47 PM): get your money back, and stop being a fucking dicksock
    louie (8:23:50 PM): i am
    GYMTIME27 (8:23:58 PM): and never just take things from people that you dont know are legit man come on
    louie(8:23:59 PM): he said hell take it back n get me something else
    louie (8:24:09 PM): ive gotten stuff from him a few times
    GYMTIME27 (8:24:15 PM): why would you take anavar by itself? you realize how retarded that is?
    louie (8:24:24 PM): i took it last year for cancun
    louie (8:24:30 PM): gained ten pound and got a lot stronger
    GYMTIME27 (8:24:32 PM): it actually did something? this conversation has made me lose brain cells
    louie (8:24:35 PM): yeah
    GYMTIME27 (8:24:41 PM): are you sure it wasnt cause you were just working out for the first time in your life?
    louie (8:24:55 PM): lol
    louie (8:24:56 PM): i mean maybe
    louie (8:25:00 PM): but im not one to work out hard
    GYMTIME27 (8:25:41 PM): you need to get AIDS bro.











    unbelievable.
     
  2. y1997

    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    This is what worries me. I think it's test, and I'm shooting up heroin.
     
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    fatcow OT Supporter

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    does that guy have an IQ of 70
     
  5. Patrick Bateman

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    that would never happen man. you gotta trust your source whether its a source you got from a bro from a recognize board, or whether its a friend you met at the gym. you gotta have a credible source and trust it. and ask questions. what lab is this, whos behind it, underground? etc.
     
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    Patrick Bateman Active Member

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    fucking nice kid in person but goddamn thats ridiculous
     
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    oh, heres some more :rofl:


    louie (8:51:47 PM): how long is a cycle of test a month right?
    GYMTIME27 (8:51:51 PM): dude...im not answering any more of these ridiculous questions
    louie(8:51:58 PM): lol
    louie(8:52:01 PM): fuck it then
    GYMTIME27 (8:52:03 PM): its at least 12 weeks dude
    GYMTIME27 (8:52:12 PM): only takes a month to build up in your system
    louie (8:52:17 PM): oh yeah
    louie (8:52:20 PM): i remember now


    :uh:
     
  8. Ricer

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    rofl, i remember when I was 17 I wanted to juice :hsugh: obviously knew better though. This guy is a moron
     
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    :rofl: t3 maybe?
     
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    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    I remember when I was 17 and all the football faggots thought I was juicing and were asking me what to take. :rofl:
     
  11. Ricer

    Ricer OT Supporter

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    yea some kids in hs asked me if i juiced after i got some nice noob gains too (like 4 months of training rofl)

    feels good man
     
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    Bacchus Skinny Guy

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    i've got a few vegan friends who took "dietitian" courses in university, and try to tell me i shouldn't eat more then 0.5g of protein per lb.

    when i explain that i'm looking for more then the bare necessity to survive, they insist that their university courses trump what body builders have been doing for years.

    i try to laugh and walk away - but i've got a pretty argumentative nature so it's pretty annoying.
     
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    AY LOUAAYYYE
     
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    y1997 Made in the U.S.S.R.

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    One of my friends has been lifting for about as long as me. He's pretty big and lean but some of the shit he says in terms of diet/training is just plain stupid. He was trying to argue with me how my roommate (5'8" over 20-25% bf) should just lose 15 pounds and try to convert the rest of his fat into muscle. I told him that you cant convert fat into muscle and he didnt believe me. Then again, he also thinks that whey protein gets converted into fat and that creatine is very bad for your liver.
     
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    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    some people are plain morons, and you talk to people the same way i talk to people haha.
     
  17. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    i have seen 2.5-5mg anavar give exactly those sides in a woman anyway lol
     
  18. Uglybob69

    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    Just ask what studies support that. You'd be surprised how many textbooks and professors just make arbitrary statements with little or no evidence.
     
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    Uglybob69 I miss beer.

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    This is why people think you're dumb if you have any muscle
     
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    Homebrew. Sure you may not know if the powder is OK but rather that than some fuck sitting in his bathroom making it in the bathtub he uses when he has his 300 pound girlfriend over, pubes and shit in your gear, fail.

    That or buy HG. $$ though.
     
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    Arguing with your friends/random faggots is completely pointless. You're not going to change their mind and it doesn't really matter if you do or not. They can believe whatever the hell they want to, they'll always look like shit.

    I believe the philosopher Richard Ross said it best: who gives a fuck what a hater gotta say, I made a couple million dollars last year movin weight
     
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  22. Patrick Bateman

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: you always crack me up
     
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    you find some heroin @ test prices let me know dog.
     
  24. retorq

    retorq What up bitch??

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    LOL @ dick sock.

    I have a friend at work here, who works out off and on, he told me he lost an inch on both arms from having the flu for a week.
     
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    dicksock lol
     
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