The Keanu Reeves Theorem

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Killer Ninja Monkey, Feb 11, 2004.

  1. Okay, here we go. I've had this confirmed by a lot of sources. No matter WHAT movie and WHAT role Keanu is in, Bill and Ted haunt him. How? Easy, at the end of every line, just add the word, dude, or excellent, and it fits as thorugh it were written in. e.g. "I know kung fu. (Add) Dude!!" it even applies to all he touches, i.e "There is no spoon.. Excellent!" or "Dodge this.. dude"
    My point is proven, so there.
     
  2. ninava

    ninava New Member

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    you're a dick :)
     
  3. true, but you can't deny it
     
  4. edrox

    edrox A good man, and thorough

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    Keanu Reeves is the most over-rated actor working today. He has all the range of a plank of wood. In fact, I watched the Matrix movies with a 2x6 taped to the front of my TV. I swear, it was hard to tell the difference.
     
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    edrox A good man, and thorough

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    HOLY CRAP - hahah - I swear I had never seen or heard of that before! I have been saying this since "Point Break" came out (an awful movie with an equally awful star...)

    scary when this happens...
     
  8. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    He once said his worst fear was that when he dies, his epitaph will say "He played Ted."


    And it's true. Ted was the best thing he's done yet.
     
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    No Way ddduuddee!
     
  10. Joe_Cool

    Joe_Cool Never trust a woman or a government. Moderator

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    What...number....am I...thinking of....Misterrr...Annnderson?

    "Sixty-Nine, DUDE!"
     
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    "hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitibility. That is the sound of your death..."

    "my name....is Neo! Dude!"
     

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