MMA The Inner Cirle (IC) is recruiting a new member. Please apply within.

Discussion in 'OT Bar' started by Gogoplata, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. Gogoplata

    Gogoplata Guest

    The famous, extremely talented, hilarious and highly sought after Inner Circle has decided to potentially open up its doors to a new member.

    This thread is designed and dedicated to show your potential interest and compatibility with said group.

    The rules for the application are as follows -

    1. You must answer EVERY question in the application, even if it upon initial review seems redundant or something you are not comfortable answering. If not complete - the Inner Circles response will be a resounding "fuck you" (brought to you by altell)

    2. You must copy and paste your response in this thread for potential ridicule by members of the Inner Circle (trademark) and fellow members of the Cage subforum.

    3. If you are a previous member of the Inner Circle and have for some reason left - you are still eligible for re-entry. Optamix and Miek are welcome to apply and Bon/WorldChampion/Spider/Cacho/FightSoap is also welcome to apply but must be warned that upon acceptance and re-entry to the IC, initial trolling would be incessant and longevity will be enforced. We highly advise VulgarTheClown to apply and acceptance is almost guaranteed - but as other potential candidates - please know his membership will be extremely brief and odds of him returning to the Cage are slim.

    4. edt/nomad/bolivian handjob/eric - sorry, the Inner Circle is full. Kopetzki - you are welcome to apply but the chances of you getting in are slim and the chances of us bashing you are high. You seem sensitive, proceed with caution.


    Let the applications begin. These applications will be reviewed and ridiculed

    Do you have self esteem?
    Are you old, short, fat or have big or small ears?
    Do you live at home, have you lived at home recently or will you be living at home shortly?
    Do you have ample time throughout 7am-6pm timeframe to create, respond and read e mails?
    Do you have a gmail account?
    Can you tolerate racial and nationality based attacks?
    Do you want to know how to take your trolling skills to the next level?
    Are you well versed in blatant racism?
    Do you hate fat people?

    Do you hate yourself?
    Do you tuck on a daily basis, if not are you willing to tuck to better fit our mold?
    Are you in a stable relationship?
    Do you enjoy your job?
    Are you bad at assessing the weight of girls you hook up with?
    On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate your creativity in trolling?
    Do you use social networking sites and if so are those open avenues to trolling from other Inner Circle members?
    Do you love how a Pinot Noir mingles vanilla and oak with ripe berries successfully packaged in a brilliant ruby red package?
    Are you fat as fuck like Cirone?
    Do you honor online bets both within and outside of the Inner Circle?
    Are you willing to give your phone number to the group for afterhours text trolling?
    Are bandwagon sports fan with no allegiance unless deep playoff runs are likely?
    Do you dishonor your sushi chef?
    Are you so fat that typing in the POF url makes you hungry?
    Can you participate via blackberry, with requisite annoying signature?
    Do you believe that $186 is equal to $0?
    Do you parents live in a large expensive house and if so, will you brag about it?
    Are you next door?
    Do you work for your parents and live next door to them?

    If someone bought you something for $300, would you fuck them over and think it was “all cool” because you were a member of the Inner Circle?
    Do you have a unique hobby that other people couldn't careless about but insist on constantly talking about it?
    Do you wakeboard?
    Will you endlessly discuss video games and shitty television?
    If you are selected to join the Inner Circle - will you automatically and immediately act completely elite and remind other Cage members that they are merely peasants among Gods?
    Will you laugh at Cirone's jokes and humor him when talking relentlessly about shitty movies so that we no longer have to?
    Do you have stretch marks?







    Thank you,
    The Inner Circle
    SCirone, dengar, Sylva, Gogoplata, teep, checkii, RMarks, Antigeek


    Fuck You
    /ic
     
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  2. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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  3. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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  4. Sylva

    Sylva New Member

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    And so it begins...

    Glorious.
     
  5. Gogoplata

    Gogoplata Guest

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  6. IntheWorks

    IntheWorks windin film.. takin pics Moderator

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    just because I'm bored and tired of working for the day


    Do you have self esteem? yes
    Are you old, short, fat or have big or small ears? I'll be 30, need to lose 30lbs and have slightly large ears

    Do you live at home, have you lived at home recently or will you be living at home shortly? I live in my home.. does that count?

    Do you have ample time throughout 7am-6pm timeframe to create, respond and read e mails? yeah

    Do you have a gmail account? yes

    Can you tolerate racial and nationality based attacks? sure, as long as it's all in good fun ;)

    Do you want to know how to take your trolling skills to the next level? couldn't hurt

    Are you well versed in blatant racism? I went to a rural school that was 99% white, and it's a very good possibility my ex stepdad participated in the KKK

    Do you hate fat people? only if they smell

    Do you hate yourself? sometimes :wtc:

    Do you tuck on a daily basis, if not are you willing to tuck to better fit our mold? sure don't

    Are you in a stable relationship? married 8 years this year

    Do you enjoy your job? some days yes..

    Are you bad at assessing the weight of girls you hook up with? i've only hooked up with one woman for the past 13 years

    On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate your creativity in trolling? 5

    Do you use social networking sites and if so are those open avenues to trolling from other Inner Circle members? certainly.. I usually try to troll my friends whenever possible.

    Do you love how a Pinot Noir mingles vanilla and oak with ripe berries successfully packaged in a brilliant ruby red package? get me a beer instead

    Are you fat as fuck like Cirone? not yet... but I could be

    Do you honor online bets both within and outside of the Inner Circle? yup

    Are you willing to give your phone number to the group for afterhours text trolling? possibly

    Are bandwagon sports fan with no allegiance unless deep playoff runs are likely? no

    Do you dishonor your sushi chef? sushi :barf:

    Are you so fat that typing in the POF url makes you hungry? no

    Can you participate via blackberry, with requisite annoying signature? no blackberry

    Do you believe that $186 is equal to $0?no

    Do you parents live in a large expensive house and if so, will you brag about it? :rofl: my dad lives with his parents

    Are you next door? to somebody, yes

    Do you work for your parents and live next door to them? I do live next door to my in-laws... my life is like an episode of everybody loves raymond

    If someone bought you something for $300, would you fuck them over and think it was “all cool” because you were a member of the Inner Circle? depends on what they bought me :mamoru:

    Do you have a unique hobby that other people couldn't careless about but insist on constantly talking about it? yes... but it's not unique

    Do you wakeboard? do I look gay and have tiny ears... I don't think so

    Will you endlessly discuss video games and shitty television? sure

    If you are selected to join the Inner Circle - will you automatically and immediately act completely elite and remind other Cage members that they are merely peasants among Gods? yes... and I'll take up in the ways of my brethren mod and randomly lock threads for no reason other than to flex my e-muscles

    Will you laugh at Cirone's jokes and humor him when talking relentlessly about shitty movies so that we no longer have to? depends.. is he funnier while in IC mode?

    Do you have stretch marks? I don't think so
     
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  7. Gogoplata

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    SCirone Moderator

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  9. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    smitten, iso
     
  10. Gogoplata

    Gogoplata Guest

    subtle mod troll is not so subtle :rofl:
     
  11. IntheWorks

    IntheWorks windin film.. takin pics Moderator

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  12. Gogoplata

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    and don't be a fuck off like ITW and not bold or color change your response so they stand out.

    the IC doesn't want faggots who blend in
     
  13. IntheWorks

    IntheWorks windin film.. takin pics Moderator

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    better? :o
     
  14. Gogoplata

    Gogoplata Guest

    trying too hard to fit in now, itico
     
  15. adrenalin112

    adrenalin112 New Member

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    Do you have self esteem? blow me faggot.

    Are you old, short, fat or have big or small ears? i have a 9lb cock

    Do you live at home, have you lived at home recently or will you be living at home shortly? you can come over and suck on my taint

    Do you have ample time throughout 7am-6pm timeframe to create, respond and read e mails? let me ask you, how are your ball washing skills?

    Do you have a gmail account? do you suck dick for wooden nickels?

    Can you tolerate racial and nationality based attacks? faggot.


    Do you want to know how to take your trolling skills to the next level? watch me while i fuck your wife.

    Are you well versed in blatant racism? checkii can feel free to penetrate my asshole with his jew beak.

    Do you hate fat people? how tastes me peepee.

    Do you hate yourself? i consider myself a wine connoisseur with preference to pacific northwest dessert wines.

    Do you tuck on a daily basis, if not
    are you willing to tuck to better fit our mold? i fellate myself hourly.

    Are you in a stable relationship? smoke purp fuck bitches. faggots.

    Do you enjoy your job? do you wanna be my bottom bitch?

    Are you bad at assessing the weight of girls you hook up with? last night i bottomed out on phazel's daughter.

    On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate your creativity in trolling? to the death!

    Do you use social networking sites and if so are those open a
    venues to trolling from other Inner Circle members? brb sending vampire request to war machine.

    Do you love how a Pinot Noir mingles vanilla and oak with ripe berries successfully packaged in a brilliant ruby red package? you really want to rim my asshole dont you.

    Are you fat as fuck like Cirone? everything is kosher, two thumbs up ebert and roeper.

    Do you honor online bets both within and outside of the Inner Circle? no one wants to lift them heavy ass weights

    Are you willing to give your phone number to the group for afterhours text trolling? lol smiley face send me a twitpic

    Are bandwagon sports fan with no allegiance unless deep playoff runs are likely? i could show you how to defend the armbar

    Do you dishonor your sushi chef? MLA has such a sweet ass.

    Are you so fat that typing in the POF url makes you hungry? tapatio > cholula

    Can you participate via blackberry, with requisite annoying signature? how many cocks can you fit in your mouth at once?

    Do you believe that $186 is equal to $0? 3rd place = champion

    Do you parents live in a large expensive house and if so, will you brag about it? im not asian

    Are you next door? why the fuck would anyone want to live in the midwest

    Do you work for your parents and live next door to them? im not korean

    If someone bought you something for $300, would you fuck them over and think it was “all cool” because you were a member of the Inner Circle? nigger.

    Do you have a unique hobby that other people couldn't careless about but insist on constantly talking about it? wanna see my new documentary?

    Do you wakeboard? im not vietnamese

    Will you endlessly discuss video games and shitty television? ill watch jerseyshore while humungus fellates me.

    If you are selected to join the Inner Circle - will you automatically and immediately act completely elite and remind other Cage members that they are merely peasants among Gods? what the fuck is the innercircle

    Will you laugh at Cirone's jokes and humor him when ta
    lking relentlessly about shitty movies so that we no longer have to? who is cirones favorite male porn star?

    Do you have stretch marks? only on my rectum.
     
  16. Gogoplata

    Gogoplata Guest

    attn: adrenalin

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  17. adrenalin112

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    GreatDeceiver OT Supporter

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  19. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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    What does the IC do?

    What are the benefits?

    Is there any contracts to be signed?

    Do you have self esteem? Of course!

    Are you old, short, fat or have big or small ears? I'm semi old, about 6' tall, in my opinion chubby/fat, with normal ears.

    Do you live at home, have you lived at home recently or will you be living at home shortly? I technically live on my own though i rent from a family member.

    Do you have ample time throughout 7am-6pm timeframe to create, respond and read e mails? Most days yes.

    Do you have a gmail account? Yes

    Can you tolerate racial and nationality based attacks? Yes

    Do you want to know how to take your trolling skills to the next level? 50/50

    Are you well versed in blatant racism? I am familiar but not involved in.

    Do you hate fat people? I hate lazy/lieing fat people

    Do you hate yourself?
    Some of the time

    Do you tuck on a daily basis, if not are you willing to tuck to better fit our mold?
    Tuck meaning what?

    Are you in a stable relationship? Technically, yes.

    Do you enjoy your job? yes, all 3 (or 4) of them.

    Are you bad at assessing the weight of girls you hook up with? No, I'm quite skilled.

    On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate your creativity in trolling? 4

    Do you use social networking sites and if so are those open avenues to trolling from other Inner Circle members? I do use them, and i assume they are.

    Do you love how a Pinot Noir mingles vanilla and oak with ripe berries successfully packaged in a brilliant ruby red package? I do not speak gay or pompous twat.

    Are you fat as fuck like Cirone? No

    Do you honor online bets both within and outside of the Inner Circle? Yes

    Are you willing to give your phone number to the group for afterhours text trolling? Why not.

    Are bandwagon sports fan with no allegiance unless deep playoff runs are likely? I don't like team sports and I am not well informed on them.

    Do you dishonor your sushi chef? Never

    Are you so fat that typing in the POF url makes you hungry? LOL.

    Can you participate via blackberry, with requisite annoying signature? No, i do not have a blackberry.

    Do you believe that $186 is equal to $0? no

    Do you parents live in a large expensive house and if so, will you brag about it? No

    Are you next door? Sometimes.

    Do you work for your parents and live next door to them? No

    If someone bought you something for $300, would you fuck them over and think it was “all cool” because you were a member of the Inner Circle?
    Is that person in the Inner Circle?

    Do you have a unique hobby that other people couldn't careless about but insist on constantly talking about it? Yes.

    Do you wakeboard?
    No

    Will you endlessly discuss video games and shitty television? As much as possible.

    If you are selected to join the Inner Circle - will you automatically and immediately act completely elite and remind other Cage members that they are merely peasants among Gods? I didn't know I had to be in some kinda group to do that. Thing is, i don't even have to say or act like it, they just know.

    Does that put me above even the IC?

    Will you laugh at Cirone's jokes and humor him when talking relentlessly about shitty movies so that we no longer have to? Without a doubt.

    Do you have stretch marks? Unfortunately, yes.
     
  20. jeffreyliu838

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    rules one and two
     
  21. RMarks

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    We already have one asshole from Minnesota in it.
     
  22. 2ofdem

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    Do you have self esteem? Yeah
    Are you old, short, fat or have big or small ears? Old and Fat
    Do you live at home, have you lived at home recently or will you be living at home shortly? havent live with parents for 15 years
    Do you have ample time throughout 7am-6pm timeframe to create, respond and read e mails? Yes
    Do you have a gmail account? Yes
    Can you tolerate racial and nationality based attacks? I not only tolerate I encourage such things
    Do you want to know how to take your trolling skills to the next level? There is no next level
    Are you well versed in blatant racism? Im so racist I hate every race
    Do you hate fat people? I love fat people
    Do you hate yourself? see above
    Do you tuck on a daily basis, if not are you willing to tuck to better fit our mold? No tucking
    Are you in a stable relationship? yes
    Do you enjoy your job? yes
    Are you bad at assessing the weight of girls you hook up with? weights only an issue when you arent strong enough
    On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate your creativity in trolling? 8
    Do you use social networking sites and if so are those open avenues to trolling from other Inner Circle members? of course
    Do you love how a Pinot Noir mingles vanilla and oak with ripe berries successfully packaged in a brilliant ruby red package? wtf are you talking about
    Are you fat as fuck like Cirone? Yes but considerably prettier
    Do you honor online bets both within and outside of the Inner Circle? of course (internet bets are serious business)
    Are you willing to give your phone number to the group for afterhours text trolling? sure but i work shift work and live in a different timezone
    Are bandwagon sports fan with no allegiance unless deep playoff runs are likely? Nope
    Do you dishonor your sushi chef? Of course not mines a champ
    Are you so fat that typing in the POF url makes you hungry? no
    Can you participate via blackberry, with requisite annoying signature? sure
    Do you believe that $186 is equal to $0? such little sums bother me not.
    Do you parents live in a large expensive house and if so, will you brag about it? Nope
    Are you next door? maybe where are you
    Do you work for your parents and live next door to them? no

    If someone bought you something for $300, would you fuck them over and think it was “all cool” because you were a member of the Inner Circle? nope
    Do you have a unique hobby that other people couldn't careless about but insist on constantly talking about it? no
    Do you wakeboard? yes but I suck fat guys dont do wake boards well
    Will you endlessly discuss video games and shitty television? nope
    If you are selected to join the Inner Circle - will you automatically and immediately act completely elite and remind other Cage members that they are merely peasants among Gods? I already do
    Will you laugh at Cirone's jokes and humor him when talking relentlessly about shitty movies so that we no longer have to? no
    Do you have stretch marks? Do bicep stretchmarks count?


    I eagerly await your reply.

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    Regards

    2ofdem
     
  23. saabguy

    saabguy Active Member

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    Do you have self esteem?
    i'm too much of a loser to have self esteem :wtc:

    Are you old, short, fat or have big or small ears?
    30m, medium size, within 10 pounds of my highschool weight. ears are normal but my nose is a little big. not like jew-big, but kinda big

    Do you live at home, have you lived at home recently or will you be living at home shortly?
    living at home is teh awesome and fuck anyone who says differently
    [​IMG]

    Do you have ample time throughout 7am-6pm timeframe to create, respond and read e mails?
    time is pretty limited what with all my internet surfing and whacking off, but i think i could manage

    Do you have a gmail account?
    Gmail is for fags and terrorists. do not want. do you hate america or something?

    Can you tolerate racial and nationality based attacks?
    Tolerate? I welcome and encourage them

    Do you want to know how to take your trolling skills to the next level?
    If I knew I would already be there :eek3:

    Are you well versed in blatant racism?
    nigga please...

    Do you hate fat people?
    i hate them like they hate walking and vegetables

    Do you hate yourself?
    not enough to do anything about it.

    Do you tuck on a daily basis, if not are you willing to tuck to better fit our mold?
    when i'm home alone, sometimes i tuck, just to see what it would look like if i had a vagi....wait, what?

    Are you in a stable relationship?
    does it count if the person i'm in a relationship is unstable?

    Do you enjoy your job?
    yes

    Are you bad at assessing the weight of girls you hook up with?
    It's been a while since I've hooked up, but i remember it being difficult to assess the weight when i'm 15-beers deep...

    On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate your creativity in trolling?
    -5 (remember, low self esteem and i hate myself)

    Do you use social networking sites and if so are those open avenues to trolling from other Inner Circle members?
    sometimes. no. that would be like Independent George and Relationship George worlds colliding.

    Do you love how a Pinot Noir mingles vanilla and oak with ripe berries successfully packaged in a brilliant ruby red package?
    yes. you should smell the bouquet as i'm heaving it back up at 3am. it's lovely [​IMG]

    Are you fat as fuck like Cirone?
    no

    Do you honor online bets both within and outside of the Inner Circle?
    if i made online bets i would, but i tuck too much

    Are you willing to give your phone number to the group for afterhours text trolling?
    for calls? no. texting? maybe. sexting? absolutely [​IMG]

    Are bandwagon sports fan with no allegiance unless deep playoff runs are likely?
    is there a question in there?

    Do you dishonor your sushi chef?
    Closest thing I get to sushi is a filet-O-fish from the drive-thru, and i would NEVER disrespect my drive-thru guy. Walter is pure class.


    Are you so fat that typing in the POF url makes you hungry?
    lol, no

    Can you participate via blackberry, with requisite annoying signature?
    half my posts are on my blackberry, but i prefer to not have the annoying signature. keep you fools guessing...

    Do you believe that $186 is equal to $0?
    only in leap-years

    Do you parents live in a large expensive house and if so, will you brag about it?
    they live in small dumps, but that won't keep me from bragging and/or making shit up

    Are you next door?
    "This is the operator...the posts are coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE" :noes:

    Do you work for your parents and live next door to them?
    no

    If someone bought you something for $300, would you fuck them over and think it was “all cool” because you were a member of the Inner Circle?
    no, that's harsh imo

    Do you have a unique hobby that other people couldn't careless about but insist on constantly talking about it?
    i don't think masturbating counts as a hobby, or unique

    Do you wakeboard?
    do i look gay?

    Will you endlessly discuss video games and shitty television?
    no. sorry

    If you are selected to join the Inner Circle - will you automatically and immediately act completely elite and remind other Cage members that they are merely peasants among Gods?
    if that's the cross i must bear, than so be it

    Will you laugh at Cirone's jokes and humor him when talking relentlessly about shitty movies so that we no longer have to?
    i think that falls under "cruel and unusual punishment"

    Do you have stretch marks?
    I've taken some pretty monster dumps recently, but i feel a little awkward about bending over and looking at my anus in the mirror to check. unsure.
     
  24. Kuet

    Kuet New Member

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    Jesus can you guys please bold or something?

    I want in.

    Hey, Mitch, hang on a second.



    I heard you guys are
    starting up a fraternity.



    Who told you that?



    Nobody. Is it true?



    - I don't know what you're talking about.
    - Right.



    It sounds cool, man.
    I want in.



    Listen to me.
    There is no fraternity.



    I don't even know
    what you're talking about.



    You listen to me.
    I need this, okay?



    My wife, my job, my kids.
    Every day is exactly the same.



    I go golfing on Sundays.



    I hate golf.



    Don't blackball me, Mitch.
    Please.



    I am not blackballing you.
    We work together, Walsh.



    And I don't want to mix work
    with whatever it is I do at home.



    Trust me, you're not
    missing anything, anyways.



    Really?



    Heard you hooked up
    with Goldberg's daughter.



    Sorry. Sorry.



    That is untrue!



    Hey, Mitch, all I'm saying is
    think about it, okay?



    Think about it!
     
  25. Hillary

    Hillary fukc yaeh. ew waitled long enough. nujgses of hill

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    I got kicked out of the inner circle when I went to Brazil and was far from interwebs. I want back in!

    Do you have self esteem?
    Not enough that DragOn can't get under my skin with LOL worthy consequences.

    Are you old, short, fat or have big or small ears?
    Fat.

    Do you live at home, have you lived at home recently or will you be living at home shortly?
    I live in a dorm. So of course I'm 100% independent from mommy/daddy.

    Do you have ample time throughout 7am-6pm timeframe to create, respond and read e mails?
    Not 100%, but a majority.

    Do you have a gmail account?
    No, but I need an excuse to make one.

    Can you tolerate racial and nationality based attacks?
    I'm from the south.

    Do you want to know how to take your trolling skills to the next level?
    Hells yes.

    Are you well versed in blatant racism?
    Again, I'm from the south.

    Do you hate fat people?
    They're cuddly. Just don't like them in airplanes.

    Do you hate yourself?
    Only slightly.

    Do you tuck on a daily basis, if not are you willing to tuck to better fit our mold?
    I live in a permatuck state based on anatomy.

    Are you in a stable relationship?
    No. But not in an unstable one either.

    Do you enjoy your job?
    Fuck yeah!

    Are you bad at assessing the weight of girls you hook up with?
    Of the girls I hook up with, I can guess their weight quite well.

    On a scale of 1-10, how do you rate your creativity in trolling?
    I don't normally troll but can give myself a 7 when I put effort into it.

    Do you use social networking sites and if so are those open avenues to trolling from other Inner Circle members?
    I have 3000 facebook friends. I offer (reasonable) access to the IC.

    Do you love how a Pinot Noir mingles vanilla and oak with ripe berries successfully packaged in a brilliant ruby red package?
    I don't know what that is.

    Are you fat as fuck like Cirone?
    Close, not quite.

    Do you honor online bets both within and outside of the Inner Circle?
    I don't take an excessive amount of bets, but I'd honor them.

    Are you willing to give your phone number to the group for afterhours text trolling?
    Yes.

    Are bandwagon sports fan with no allegiance unless deep playoff runs are likely?
    Wat?

    Do you dishonor your sushi chef?
    I love my sushi chef.

    Are you so fat that typing in the POF url makes you hungry?
    Yes.

    Can you participate via blackberry, with requisite annoying signature?
    Ipod touch.

    Do you believe that $186 is equal to $0?
    Fucks no. That's like 2/3 of a plane ticket to a tournament.

    Do you parents live in a large expensive house and if so, will you brag about it?
    No therefore no.

    Are you next door?
    No.

    Do you work for your parents and live next door to them?
    No.

    If someone bought you something for $300, would you fuck them over and think it was “all cool” because you were a member of the Inner Circle?
    If someone bought me something for $300 fellatio might be in store.

    Do you have a unique hobby that other people couldn't careless about but insist on constantly talking about it?
    Just BJJ.

    Do you wakeboard?
    Once. I failed.

    Will you endlessly discuss video games and shitty television?
    Video games, no. Television, willing to do research.

    If you are selected to join the Inner Circle - will you automatically and immediately act completely elite and remind other Cage members that they are merely peasants among Gods?
    I already do.

    Will you laugh at Cirone's jokes and humor him when talking relentlessly about shitty movies so that we no longer have to?
    Uh. Yeah probably not.

    Do you have stretch marks?
    Only a couple.
     

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