The dangers of JUICE :noes:

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  1. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    TEEN STEROID USER ARRESTED
    By: Michelle Stevens, The Associated Press

    SHREWSBURY- Anthony Burlas was an all-star athlete, leading his high school football team to victory since starting on Varsity his Freshman year. At 5-foot-9 and 195 pounds, Anthony is a large young man. However, his glory days have come to an end, and the crowds have ceased their cheer- instead of spending his summer working at the local fish market, he is now spending it in jail.

    Accusations of the teen's steroid abuse began when in the weight room, teammates witnessed Anthony bench pressing 405 pounds- double his bodyweight. "He'd bench every day, for hours, rep after rep without getting tired." Says former friend Eric Murphy. That was when friends and family suspected steroid abuse.

    Things only got worse from there. According to his father James, 47, a bus driver, "He started popping pills and powders, and he stopped eating dinner with the family. He'd pack these atrocious looking meals in Tupperware containers and eat them alone in the basement. That's when we decided to take a look in his room and see what he was hiding."

    What James and his wife Judy uncovered in their son's room shocked them to the bone. Hidden under the carpet was a hollowed out portion of the floor, which contained several bags of white powder and yellow pills.

    "We didn't know what to think…we did what we had to do…we called the police" Says Judy.

    What police eventually found was indeed steroids, one of the most common types- "El Glutamine".

    According to Drug Task Force Officer Jeffrey Bercume, "El Glutamine" is a powdered steroid from Mexico. "Cheaper than your higher-end steroids like Testosterone Enanthate, Dianabol, or Deca Durabolin, El Glutamine is hard to detect since it's white, odorless, and can be easily mixed with water, juice, or soda."

    Bodybuilders like Dave Palumbo and Ken Jones have both used and abused El Glutamine which, among its host of side effects includes physiques of unbalanced proportion, and mental dementia.

    Anthony is scheduled to appear in Worcester Superior Court on August 19.








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  2. Phineas Q Stork

    Phineas Q Stork Active Member

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    el glutamine? what the fuck?
     
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  4. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    I know it's old...and trythful is gonna flame me, but it was funny.


    so STFU!




    ps please post a full size of your AV! :x:
     
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    el glutamine :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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    she's beautiful
     
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  9. cavefish

    cavefish You ain't a crook son, you just a shook one

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    Dammit you had me going there for a while.

    El Glutamine :rofl:
     
  10. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    The day I get killer to do a full squat like this correctly I'm gonna take pictures while I cry tears of joy.

    This is a beautiful thing :bowdown:
     
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    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    Is that really his sister?
     
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    Nitromike Abused cabbage patch kid

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    if it is .. WTF happened to him?

    IBWrongendofthegenepool
     
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  16. PurEvl

    PurEvl going out gassed and not half assed...

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    tryfuhl New Member

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    :rofl: I posted this here? I remember thinking about it..... oh I think I just posted the link to the bb.com one :o
     
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    damn, his parents didnt even bother to talk with there son about this issue?
    great parenting in that family:ugh:
     
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    Steroids make your penis small. lc
     
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    just yours :noes:
     
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    tryfuhl New Member

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    so in that case, repost, but since intel is sexy and popular, he wins :wtc:
     
  23. Intellex

    Intellex Dogs love me cause I'm crazy sniffable OT Supporter

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    I'm gonna second the homofagual....whatever that is :o
     
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    So what happens if they find you've been taking.....CELL TECH!?! :run: :noes:
     
  25. jonno

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    the only thing that saved this thread was my av
     
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