I found a new kind of person that goes to the gym. I call him The Creamer. There's a tiny hallway with mirrors which leads to the toilets at my gym. There's this 55-60 year-old guy that always goes there naked with his bag filled with beauty creams and stuff. And then he puts various kinds of creams everywhere on his body. He creams places that I've never had the chance to see on another man before I dunno what those creams are, I'm guessing it's against eczema or something, but it's fucking annoying to have this naked creaming guy in the middle of the way. And he takes a lot of time to do this. I had to vent.