The Creamer

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  1. Genghis.Tron

    Genghis.Tron New Member

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    I found a new kind of person that goes to the gym. I call him The Creamer.

    There's a tiny hallway with mirrors which leads to the toilets at my gym. There's this 55-60 year-old guy that always goes there naked with his bag filled with beauty creams and stuff. And then he puts various kinds of creams everywhere on his body. He creams places that I've never had the chance to see on another man before :ugh: I dunno what those creams are, I'm guessing it's against eczema or something, but it's fucking annoying to have this naked creaming guy in the middle of the way. And he takes a lot of time to do this.

    I had to vent.
     
  2. Noelting

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    there's an old dude who lunges into his boxers....fucking nasty
     
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    Pur works out at your gym?

    http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=3546124
     
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    He wouldn't take so long if you helped him out with the cream. :ugh:
     
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    retorq What up bitch??

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    Yet another reason to work out at home.
     
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    this is why i shower at home after lifting, i'm in and of the locker room so fast i never notice fellas such as the creamer
    (not to mention i don't like messing with putting on flip flops and shit, basically i want nothing to do with any fungus or creapy gawkers or cellphone picture pervs or creamers lol
     
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    Those are the same old fellers that spend 30 minutes in the locker room, naked wearing only flip flops, drying their balls with the automatic hand dryer. Once that is done they step onto the scale, and weight themselves. They then proceed to wait around for other older fellers and talk whilst standing naked.

    The fact of the matter is, most of these old men aree Jewish and probably to damn cheap to use water at home. The creams and toiletries used were taken from their last stay in a hotel.
     
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    Levendis Do what thou wilt...

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    we had a "creamer" at my gym....the guy was in his 50's, a professor at the local university, and thought he was something else...I walked into the locker room to find this guy lotioning up his nutsack....then, he walks over and starts blowdrying his ass crack...had his foot up on the sink just going to town with that dryer....
     
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    How about bending over on the bench in the locker room to tie your shoes and looking up to some 80 year old ass crack in your face because the schmuck can't wait to get to his locker. /rant :mad:
     
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    this is why i never use the towels they provide.

    saw this one old guy fucing wipe his ass for about 10 seconds and then scrub his dick and balls with the towels. :barf:
     
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    So he spoke to me yesterday. No only did the stench of cream annoyed me, but he did too. Made a joke about my height as every old man does, I gladly spurted out a fake laugh so that he lets me go and that was it. He seems to be the kind of old man that speaks to everyone and fails to see that they don't want to. I can't wait to speak to him while he's creaming his balls.
     
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    retorq What up bitch??

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    Are you super tall??
     
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    how's the weather up there?





















    :ugh:
     
  20. Skeletor

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    that sounds annoying... does he ever rub against the mirrors in the small hallway and accidentally get cream streaks all over the place?
     
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    No. He's too meticulous for that to happen.
     
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    I hate the black dudes that put baby powder all over themselves while naked. It stinks up the locker room and I breathe that shit in when I am in the same area of the locker room as them.
     
  23. Skeletor

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    baby powder?


    black dudes i've known have done the exact opposite... gotta use moisturizer or something to keep from getting ashy.
     
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