MMA THAT guy v. new one

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  1. teep

    teep New Member

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    There's always THAT guy at the gym- the stinky guy, the talker, the tapout/affliction guy, the guy that goes way too hard.... we have a new one i've never encountered before.

    he insists on being called "Ronin Hawk". after joining our gym he facebooked everyone. i had no idea who he was so i messaged him and asked. he responds with "i'm a waikru <our gym name> fighter!"

    these are his profile picture

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    he writes the most nonsensical shit all the time. for example, he randomly writes to me "i bless you with the force of a mighty hurricane"

    or his here are some of his old statuses on fb:

    it comes as a suprize when the dragon reveals himself ripping the head off the bull with a single swipe of breathing the jiu jitsu from his soul walk gently among the scorpions so not to get stung with the deadly poison rather milk the scorpions drain there bite harvest the medicine and save a life thank you master splinter

    Back to work at the Kru.Time to modify stance with movement.Absorb knowledge from the scientists and upgrade the caliber so that it works.

    Wai Kru shadow box slap fox. The birds fly along the hawk

    are styles are a bit similar.We like being technical as we devistate.


    fucking :ugh::hsugh: seriously? :rofl:

    please tell me you guys have this sort of person at your gym too. if he was like 13 it would be a little understandable, but i think he's like 27
     
  2. Kozzy McKoz

    Kozzy McKoz OT Supporter

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    You are dealing with a raving lunatic :rofl:
     
  3. prophit

    prophit OT Supporter

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    Wow, we have a few people that you might call eccentric but nothing approaching that level of fuckedupcrazy. :rofl:
     
  4. Mannaze

    Mannaze New Member

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    Uhhh, I do that all the time.

    Everyone loves it.
     
  5. Ricey McRicerton

    Ricey McRicerton New Member

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    :rofl:
    The worst guy we ever had train with us told me his very first night there that he wanted to get his blue belt in 6 months, and that he couldn't wait until he was 21 (he was 19) so that he could go into bars and start fights. He now has 2 tapout logo tattoos and no longer trains with our school.
     
  6. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    Cowboy Fridays! :h5:
     
  7. IS300_TRD

    IS300_TRD Active Member

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    LOL knock some sense into him please.
     
  8. dengar

    dengar seans is a afta marchsollwe in his gir! OT Supporter

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    My old school had a new That guy every few weeks, but they wouldn't stay long.

    Luckily my new school has nothing but pretty normal guys.
     
  9. rtzcom

    rtzcom bon wons! fight slepa for life sone!~

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    I would gladly refer him to a psych ward.
     
  10. roose

    roose Guest

    Ask him if he has ever changed the leaf color.
     
  11. LOLSTi

    LOLSTi DTOM

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    He is joking.


    I hope.
     
  12. teep

    teep New Member

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    dude is like fucking borat then. way to commit to a joke :bowdown:
     
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  14. Toodles

    Toodles You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the w OT Supporter

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    [​IMG] >>>>>>>> that guy
     
  15. pepsi

    pepsi Cut my life into pieces

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    lmao, is he related to the ultimate warrior? cause that's who he sounds like. Does he snarl?
     
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    Dude, how do you remember that! It was over 1.5 years ago.
     
  17. Redneck Shinobi

    Redneck Shinobi Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that

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    I don't even understand his points. Like what exactly is he trying to say in the status? Is it suppose to be insightful, profound, intelligent or is it suppose to be retard speak?
     
  18. checkii

    checkii ฝรั่งตาน้ำข้าว

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    Mind like a steal trap son!
     
  19. chechen

    chechen Brazilian Jiu Jitsu OT Supporter

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    i have to say this one is pretty new to me man :rofl:



    at one of my old academies we had some guy come in and tell us he had been training underwater knife fighting..

    he started coaching us when we were training.. and my instructor was like.. do you wanna get on the mat??

    he was like.. uh... no.

    haha


    i think this tops that though...
     
  20. tkluu

    tkluu New Member

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    i cast jitsu of helio and submit your soul, taking away 20 mana points
     
  21. teep

    teep New Member

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    post that picture from fb!
     
  22. tkluu

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    which?
     
  23. Nomad

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    what the fuck is he trying to get at in his FB status'? i mean it just sounds like he's mentally challenged
     
  24. Matt Hood

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    MORTAL KOMBAT
     
  25. energie

    energie I like to place an order.. the name? Situation the

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    sounds like one of my friends from highschool, he went to mexico before the swine flu outbreak and came back a loony tune. its like the trip changed his whole life or something and now has the most retarded statuses


    are we gettin closer? or we jsut getiin more lost? casue i got sum friends some that i hardly know,? but weve had some times? wouldnt change for tha world! lalalallalallalalal come party tonight cause everyday is frydayyy

    thinks that it kinda sucks when a certain gypsy tells another gypsy they will gypsy together at a certain gypsy time and the other gypsy never gypsy kalls like a complete gypsy i understand gypsy just could have used a gypsy kall from gypsy guy

    you must b so so krazy batch i beat ur boy bad batchz kant fade me prepare for the muthaphukn death flo cause everybody in hystory is thinkin n or death row count it

    and talksabout all these paranoid schemes/conspiracy's he even went as far to say heath ledger was assainated and drugs were planted in his room
     

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