FRK Tee Hee hee, WHOOPS!!!

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  1. Bubba Atlantis

    Bubba Atlantis New Member

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    LOL, so a funny thing happened today. Lovely and I had my father's family come over tonight. They were in town for an event, so they decided to stop by. Anyway, we decided to show them a bunch of photos of various things as well as some video. Well we went to show them a video and it wasn't working right, so I went to restart it, hit play again and OPPPSS!!! lol, a porn turns on. Infront of my Father, his wife, and their kids (age range 15-19). :noes: Anyway, luckily it wasn't a home movie (there are a LOT of those on my computer) and luckily it was a scene, so it didn't start out with people having sex, there was an intro, so it wasn't too bad..just a naked butt shot zooming up the ass....lol...wow...that was embarassing...now this might not sound bad, but you need to know a bit about them. They are ULTRA CONSERVATIVE people...and I mean ULTRA. And the dad (my father) is soooo stupid (naive) about everything. Anyway...good time lol
     
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    lmfao about 2 years ago my female friend (cant find better phrase, sorry, english is not my native language) asked me to give her some nice movie which he can watch with her family and guess what kind of movie i gave to her. rofl it was pretty funny when she came in school after that :big grin:
     
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    LMAO.. could you imagine if it had been a home movie.. and lovely's ass all on the screen.. you pounding away.. lmao
     
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    :rofl: so what did your family say??
     
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    well at least the kids think you're cool :p
     
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    lol....well they just kinda looked shocked...and the girl had a NICE ass, so they said to Lovely...hey is that YOUR behind...she laughed and said I WISH....

    What is funny is one of the kids, I know well, he has a HOT girlfriend. The first time we met her (after meeting him twice I think) he fucked her on the hood of our car while Lovely and I sat inside the car with a bag of popcorn watching LOL. That forever has changed our relationship (oh man do I have stories about that girl, if people want me to post them lol). Good times good times
     
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    yea. That needs to be posted.
     
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    Guz200sx The man who does more than he is paid for will soo

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    Sharing is Care!!

     
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    (/CHANT ON)
    POST STORY, POST STORY, POST STORY
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    lol sorry for the delay...got my wisdom teeth pulled out this morning...not all there ;)

    Alright...well the first time when they had sex on our car...it wasn't really sex...it was oral sex and fingering. So after, we could hear them outside and the guy (this is what I will call them, guy and girl to keep things anon) turns to her and says "did you cum?" we didn't hear her response...but he than said "anything at all?" Lovely and I laughed cause it was rather amusing (can't satisfy his gal)....Umm, another time..oh Lovely and My wedding (shortly after). So she kinda wore a very LOW CUT see-thru outfit. So needless to say, she was the topic of discussion (cause she is pretty cute, nice boobs in particular)....So we were talking about her (myself and the other groomsmen). And I forgot that I was miked up. I forgot that our wedding was being taped and I had a mike on me...so I come around the corner and I see the videographer...and I look at her and say shit, you can hear everything I have been saying right...and she is laughing and nods her head...so we kept going on...she was cracking up laughing....

    Umm...another time...I am not close with my father's side of the family....he left when I was born and I could care less about him.....anyway, so we had begun to chat with them...and Lovely was seeing some of my characteristics and seeing which side of my family it comes from (Father or Mother) well, she was curious about specific attributes....not to brag but I am rather big (see private parts thread for proof LOL)...so she turns to the guy and says....sooo...do you have a big dick...then she turns to the girlfriend and says..well guys lie so actually does he have a big dick...and she says well what do you mean....So lovely starts to describe (using hands) how big and wide I was...and she gets this glazed look over her yes and kinda licks her lips..and says to Lovely....reallly?? mmmm... LOL he looks at her and is liKe WHAT!!!!

    That felt good....umm..other stories...I am sure there are more..maybe Lovely remembers some. Lovely and I like to joke and pretend that we are going to bring her into a sex adventure with us and 'teach' the young'n cause obviously her guy isn't good...so we like to joke and fantasize about that :big grin:
     
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    Damn it....Bubba I need to get my gf to like chics
     
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    lol..opens a whole bunch of doors...but sadly the two girls that Lovely played around with, we are not as interested anymore...One has kinda become slutty and the other just doesn't seem as interested....so I dont' think that will happen.

    On a side note Mav, your sig is ready on Atlantis :big grin:
     
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    PS, this is what she wore to the wedding


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    So, as you can see, the outfit could provide a LOT of discussion

    This would be my next choice of girls for Lovely..but she is too young and yeah..not gonna happen...so....
     
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    wow. now I see where she gets her nickname. great catch! :bigthumb:
     
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    good lord shes hot :bowdown:
     
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    I see nothing wrong with that dress. I have no idea how that could spark any kind of discussion. It seems like proper wedding attire to me.:hsughno:

    If anything, looks like they're dressed for a funeral.
     
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    sweetness...I have been traveling for two weeks straight so I just got on quickly last night.

    I will pop in tonight when I get home.
     
  20. Bubba Atlantis

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    LOL any other time ;) I see nothing wrong with the dress either...well maybe except for the fact it covers a BIT too much :mamoru:
     

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