MMA Tapout > *

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  1. GeeGee

    GeeGee New Member

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    http://rantingmfer.blogspot.com/

    From the blog:

    "Hey everyone, get the **** out of my way. I need a beer. I don't care how long you've been standing in line. Tonight is UFC 2,000,000 and I'm stoked. The last guy that cut me of in line got his arm broken in 6 places!! What sports did I play in high school? **** you man, I can beat your ass, that's all you need to know.


    I think Chuck Lidell wins this one in round 2. His stand up is just too good. I know this because I train MMA also. Couldn't you tell? Look how many stupid ass designs are on my T-Shirt.


    I train at a top secret gym. There are only two members. Me and this dude from Brazil. Do you know why there aren't any more ninjas? He does!!! We are currently looking to add some new members, and with the proper steroid program and a new wardrobe, I think you've got what it takes. If you're interested, contact me at http://www.mmaposers.com/.


    Have you seen Rocky IV? Dude you have no idea. I train like that everyday. I am 1% body fat. Bro, when I pump iron I need two spotters!! If I keep training with this guy, I should be kicking asses in the UFC in no time.


    In the mean time I'll just be a complete ******* at the bar. DON'T MESS WITH ME!!! Look how ****ing big I am!!! I am no doubt the toughest guy in the entire bar. Pay attention to me!!!!!


    Look at that guy over there? All 150 pounds of him. What is that girl doing with a wimp like him? Are you serious girl? Look at me. I could break that puny **** over my knee. I am like the king in 300. I'll destroy him. I'm going in for the steal on this one... What's up baby? Oh no girl? You don't want a drink? What are you looking at geek? I will kill you. You're a pussy and you're girlfriend is a bitch. Walk away bro!


    God I love MMA. You know what I wish? I wish we could have an MMA tournament tonight at the bar. I'd take him down, and ground and pound the **** out of him. Done!! My ground and pound is the strongest it's ever been man. We've really been hittin it hard. He honestly has no idea what I would do to him!! Everyone would be super impressed.


    Now shut up!!! The under card is starting. I need to pretend like I know a lot about these guys."
     
  2. Shelk

    Shelk OT Supporter

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  3. Nomad

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    :rofl:

    at the Arnold expo there were these guys wearing a shirt that said "poser" but in the tapout logo design and on the back had some saying about "you can wear a shirt, but that doesnt make you an actual fighter" or something. i wish i got a picture of it
     
  4. GeeGee

    GeeGee New Member

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    That actually sounds pretty sweet lol.
     
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    Nomad Active Member

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  6. VulgarTheClown

    VulgarTheClown A child and a gun.....go together like apple pie a

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  7. Nomad

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    think it was a competition team's shirt :dunno:
     
  8. saxman

    saxman Burninating the peasants

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    Would buy
     
  9. darkjedi

    darkjedi Muay Thai expert

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    Gotta respect that brand though if you know the TapOut story.. Too bad the brand is now associated with douchebags.
     
  10. Nomad

    Nomad Active Member

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    i respect all the tapout crew for how they've helped fighters out with sponsorships, equipment, exposure, etc.


    i refuse to wear the brand due to the vast majority of douchebags who wear them and just show how big of bitches they are

    [y]1M7hkkHLfGA[/y]
     
  11. ITR06

    ITR06 OT Supporter

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    But those dbags made them rich so they could careless now. Guess if it never became huge they would all still be alive. Who knows :noes:
     
  12. miek

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    there was pics of it in F&N, looked hilarious. apparently someone was just selling it out of his car, and is in the process of putting up a site for them :rofl:
     
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  14. saxman

    saxman Burninating the peasants

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    Link to pic in F&N?
     
  15. Nomad

    Nomad Active Member

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    asked my friend what that "Poser" shirt said on the back

    "why train like a fighter,
    when you can dress like one?"
     
  16. bubbaZR2

    bubbaZR2 i poop too much, then i get tired... OT Supporter

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    Tapout stickers and shirts are just as bad as the west coast chopper sticker/t-shirt fad a few years ago.
     
  17. saxman

    saxman Burninating the peasants

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    So, I would like more information on this shirt. Someone find out more or at least link me to the shirt from F&N... Please
     
  18. heebler elf

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    wearing that shirt would be even gayer than wearing a tapout shirt
     
  19. El Rudo

    El Rudo The Borinqueneers

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  20. El Rudo

    El Rudo The Borinqueneers

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    i want whataburger now
     
  21. miek

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    its in the massive 11ty page thread, probably not going to be able to find it again. it was a while ago
     
  22. miek

    miek New Member

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    I actually took a quick stroll through there again and found it.

    DO WANT:

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    :bowrofl:
     
  23. Nomad

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    does it say "why train like a fighter when you can dress like one?"

    we can make them here if anyone is interested :dunno:
     

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