Talkin Dirty... HOW???

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  1. taternuts

    taternuts New Member

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    I have no idea how to talk dirty :wtc:
    I tried it one time and the results were disasterous.
    I said something along the lines of "Fuck me" or something like that... and the guy stopped and slapped me really hard in the face. It pretty much goes without saying that the moment was ruined. But he thought that I meant fuckin hit me or something... idk. help me please.
     
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    That guy has some serious issues. :\
     
  4. Falconer

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    Maybe it turned him on. Some people are into slapping :rofl:
     
  5. taternuts

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    well... it hurt really bad... Did i do it wrong?
     
  6. Falconer

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    Sounds like the guy was just a tool. If someone said something that turned me off, I would just stop. I wouldn't smack you. lol.
     
  7. taternuts

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    so how do i do it?
     
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    in4answeralso

    I've been quiet for 4yrs now and it seems too late to change
     
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    Pretty much my response after reading that :rofl:
     
  10. Dio Seijuro

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    I don't like it if the girl is very awkward or trying too hard when she dirty talks. No matter what your dirty talks are, make sure you are not just making it up and somehow acting it out.

    If you say "how's my wet pussy feel baby?" or "your big cock makes me feel so good." I want to feel like that that's what you want to ask or tell me at that moment, and most of the time people can tell if you are trying too hard to be kinky or if you are enjoying yourself. So I suppose most important thing to be able to dirty talk is to feel very comfortable during sex.

    Anyway, guy slaps you just for trying to dirty talk. Something's not right.
     
  11. Two toys

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    this is a joke right?
     
  12. Chase

    Chase Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck yo

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    you said "fuck me" and he hit you? I don't think you're problem is dirty talk....
     
  13. antihero

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    :werd: :rofl:
     
  14. Nightrox

    Nightrox I'm a brownie

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    strange that Mike Tyson would show up in this thread. :p

    OP- as long as it feels natural, go with it. If you're nervous, start with moaning and other basic verbalisations.
     
  16. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    DId you kick him in the gnads? No??? You should have. And what kind of dude slaps anyone??

    Imagine how pissed he'll be when you show up with a strap on and tell him it's "his turn".
    What?? Only the moment?? How about you kick this dude to the curb and find someone that not only respects you enough to NOT slap you but is also perverted enough to not only encourage you but also give it back to ya.

    Why you would stay with this loser is beyond me. Better to kick him to the curb how before he starts closing his fist.
     
  17. MattThom01

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    You don't stay with a guy who is going to slap you during sex without you knowing in advance.

    Seriously who knows what else he might do?
     
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    This has to be a joke. Or do you usually act this casually when a guy slaps you.
     
  19. Two toys

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    just let loose, if you say something stupid its okay to laugh, i've heard some really funny things from girls during sex before.

    i think a turn off though is when its the first time you are with a guy.. you are both trying to get used to eachother sometimes dirty talk is a little much aside from the usual.
     
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    I swear this (post 1) is the funniest thing I have ever seen in the Vag. :rofl:
     
  21. taternuts

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    basically I did break up with him. He was gay-tarded.
     
  22. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    Good

    Now find someone you can learn to talk dirty with. It's a huge turn on for some of us guys. However, IMO what you say can be important but it's also how you say something.

    It's the difference between it being a real emotion and staged. Or to put it differently, watching a porno where the woman is moaning: " oh yeah, fuck me harder, harder, that's right baby" with the tone that indicates she's bored out of her mind and just wants him to hurry up and finish....just kills it for me. In fact, it would be better if she just shut up IMO.

    However, one of the things that really gets me going is when the woman I'm with is just really in the moment. When she's just all caught up in how good everything feels. She doesn't even have to say any words because you can tell by the moaning, moving, touching and all that...that she is really into it. If at that point she starts talking dirty, holy shit...watch out!
     
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  24. BradUF

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    Its easy... Just start kissing his ear and saying stuff... "Like, god im so wet... I want to suck your hard cock soo bad" Say it in a sexy voice.. Don't scream it or something.
     
  25. Coottie

    Coottie BOOMER......SOONER OT Supporter

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    lol yeah that works too!
     

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