GUN Tactical Situation-Store

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  1. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    So you walk into a convience store and you see this, but you only have one bullet what do you do? :dunno:

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  2. Artyboy

    Artyboy Necessity is the excuse for every infringement of

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    God damn that's tough. I'd probably shoot Osama, make sure Hitlery knows that it was my gun that saved her life then with the reward money on Osama's head I'd go on a pro gun campaign :x:
     
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    Zombie Pornstar I'm cumming RAWL

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    I would fire it at the corner, where it would ricochet, killing Osama and permanently disabling Hilary's voicebox.
     
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    [DWI] Master of Nothing

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    Shoot Osama then proceed to use the gun a blunt object for Clinton
     
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    Y2kAccord Everything happens for reasons I just dont know

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    Shoot Osama and pistol whip hillary
     
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    Use Hilary as a human shield. Threaten Osama until he took her out and then I'd shoot him.

    I win
     
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    She'll love it
     
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    I'd kill Osama and make sweet, sweet love to Hillary. I wouldn't mind if I was fucking the next leader of the free world. :hs: Sad but true.
     
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    strafe right, as to not draw attention, wait till both heads are lined up in a row and fire said bullet.
     
  11. terrist

    terrist Cowboy President > All other World Leaders

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    Use a shotgun to hit them both at the same time:hsugh:
     
  12. TL1000RSquid

    TL1000RSquid ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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    shoot Osama, take his krink and make it look like he shot hitlery and you tried to stop him :dunno:
     
  13. Thunderbear

    Thunderbear Yggdrasil's Forester.

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    Reload, and engage all targets of opportunity at will.
     
  14. BigBadJohn

    BigBadJohn Pay-back time OT Supporter

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    Kill Osama, then knock down Hitlery, and get the AK that Osama had just dropped. Proceed to shoot it up her cooter in full auto.
     
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    Painkiller Sometimes remembering is better than forgetting

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    kill Osama, then rape spit kill hitlery.
     
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    Kill Hillery. Somebody else will get Osama.
     
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    I wouldnt kill either one those fucking 2 deserve each other
     
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    twistid Banged By Super Models Moderator

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    shoot whoever seems like the biggest threat at the time, and pistolwhip the other into submission.
     
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    THT The easy way is always mined

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    Make sure they're holding hands then shoot one with an SKS; due to the bone-following nature of rounds shot by the SKS, as long as they're touching one another, it'll get them both.
     
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    :iorofl: < exactly what id do
     
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    01_Cruiser An American Classic OT Supporter

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    Since I work part time at a gas station....if they both came waltzing into the store together, i'd put one in hillary, trigger the silent alarm then dance a jig with osama until the police arrive. Then i'd collect my $25 million
     
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    shoot osama,
     
  24. Thunderbear

    Thunderbear Yggdrasil's Forester.

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    Motherfucker, I NEVER have only one bullet, let alone only one magazine. :mamoru:
     
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    Thunderbear Yggdrasil's Forester.

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    The goal is to achieve slide lock on both of those walking wastes of flesh, so what are we arguing about? :mamoru:
     

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