I realized the trackpad button didn't work anymore, so I was like hay, wtf? Oh well, grin and bear it, maybe it will fix itself. Go to class. Battery lasted 90 seconds. WTF? PMU please, you must have a battery disease. I reset it. I open coconutbattery. WTF? 92 mAh/5500 mAh? Man, fuck that. So I look at the battery..yeah. Good thing that didn't like, burst LiPo byproduct gasses all over my dick. Two-tailed sperm FTMFL.