Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by takumi6, Apr 2, 2008.
sup, ready for summer bros? I'm actually bulking doing the complete opposite
Just because the main forum requires a sub does not mean you can come hang out in what you perceive to be "bro land" because you go into the gym twice a week wearing your fucking A&F brass buckle cinched cap at a perfect 45 degree angle on your swollen head.
No bro, I'm not ready for summer bro, I live on the east coast for the first time this summer and I'm not excited about the humidity, bro.
No, I'm not lean enough, bro. But, fuck being lean for summer because I live in the midwest so fuck it, bro.
I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BRO!!!!
cutting is for pussies, bro
You know you're one of my top bros, bro, because you got my back. And I got yours. You're my bro. But you went above and beyond the other night, bromaldehyde. You really did. Saving me that seat at the Velvet Revolver show, even though all those other bros were trying to get up front, bro? So clutch.
You are truly a god among bros. Just when I think you're as solid as a bro can get, you raise the very definition of brodom to new heights. You're like a brogle, soaring to the farthest reaches of the atbrosphere. Seriously. If it weren't for you and your extreme brobility to hook a bro up when it is most croosh, I'd have been stuck in some bitch-ass seat, cramped all in the corner with a bunch of bitch-asses, bro. But you stepped up. You brovercame all obstacles to help a bro out. This is the kind of shit that makes bros for life.
Brody, I was so stoked when you told Gina to go eat a fat one after she asked if she could have your other ticket, even though you knew you could probably get a pretty deese HJ from her. Bros before hos, bro. That's what I'm talking about.
You are the king of all bros. Brotankhamen. You are the Ayatollah Bromeini. You are Broseidon, lord of the brocean.
But this is just one of many times you've fallen on a grenade for me, brozo. Who took the blame when I broke Skeeter's bong and fucking Skeeter was all fucking pissed? You, bro. Who was the first to bro up and carry that fucking keg of Killian's up four flights of stairs for Duke's surprise party? You, bro. Who was the only Bromo sapien on the planet to tell me he thought the brand-new rims on my F-350 were the shit even though everyone else was all, like, fucking not that excited about them? Bro, you know it was you. You're my broheim supremo, bro, and don't you ever forget it.
I'm so fucking glad we're bros, bro!
I've long admired your absolute broficiency in all things bro-related, and the way you've always carried yourself in a brofessional manner. I consider you a brole model. When I was new in this town, you took me under your wing and showed me the bropes. And I will always preesh that. Not only did you school me in proper brotocol, but you were a spiritual leader, a confidant, and, more importantly, a bro. You taught me how to be true to my inner bro and to bros around me. You are a real bro. Not a fake bro, like those other douches. I hate fake bros, bro. Faux breaux. Fuck that. No, really, bro…you're practically a bro-ther to me.
Look at you, blasting in like Rambro and firing off your launcher like nobrody's business, bro. Serious Brotosaurus Rex action. Brodius Maximus. I'm not big on labels, but you, more than any of the wiggers, bitches, goth chicks, dorks, homos, or Mexicans I know, are absolutely beyond rebroach.
In fact, your brotitude is so brossential that, in many ways, you are the ultimate brototype: You sprung out of the brotean ooze at the very broment of creation, unformed, unmolded, and became the ultimate bro, more powerful than any who came brofore. I don't fear your power, bro, but I respect it. And I will always brobey it.
Brosemite Sam. Potassium Bromide. Brobi Wan Kenobi. Brover Norquist.
Like Broseph Stalin, you are leading the way to the dictatorship of the broletariate. It is truly revbrolutionary. Like the Bro v. Wade of our generation. You brobliterate the enemy from the very peak of Mt. Brolympus. That's some shit. That's brolific. But that's the kind of bro you are.
Bro-S.A.! Bro-S.A.! I'm so pumped right now! Bro-S.A.!
You are the epitome of bro, in every brossible way, and that's the Bro's honest truth, bro. I may have a bropensity for broverstatement, but this no mere hyperbrole: You are 100 brocent, absbrolutely the broest. Brotally.
I wish I had the words to describe what a good friend you are, dude.
aren't you like...some 120lb skinny kid?
Now go back to the quad and resume your hacky-sack tournee! I'm not going to lie down for some frat-boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal bandits and his Abercrombie & Fitch long-sleeved, open-stitch, crew-neck Henley smoking his sticky-buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded "Simpsons" episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow." Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? So does everyone else! That is *exactly* the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning!
Perfect followup to my post.
I'm so lost but all of a sudden my pants just got real tight. Weird.
ya, only he's strong...so when people like him say something like that, others laugh with him.
where as when people like you (squatting 245x1) say something like that, it's kind of a joke. but ya, as long as you post here and people recognize your avatar, you're cool, right?
jesus, damnation on a rampage, whats going on bro? you wanna come to that h3 tourney with me? i dont want to get there and see its for FAU students only
lemme ask around first before you make the drive over there bro..i dont want you to drive up here for nothing.
but ya, if they take non-fau students, i'm game
... I've never once claimed to be strong, I posted that video because I was proud that I actually lifted over my bodyweight in something.
Sorry if I offended you, I come here for inspiration and to dick around/entertainment.
Thanks for bringing me back to earth on the reality check though, always good to be reminded you're the fat kid -- its good inspiration.
no dude, i wasn't offended. it's just annoying when people (like you and i, stickyfingers, etc.) say something like that to new comers...it's kinda lame
know what i mean?
how did i post something, have damnation quote it, and now it doesn't show up on my screen